[Missing Link]

A quote for a conservatory roof clean, AND  a dog and family portrait photography session...



Have any of you had any weird 'added extras'?

[Slacky]

Yes, I was on the nest last night with a customer. No payment received, I’m wondering if that means a refund is required.

[paul alan]

I got asked if I clean out gas fires??

[Smudger]

Can you install a sky satilite?


Erm .....

No

[andyM]

Just some that I can recall.....
I once got asked to install a plastic Hawk up on the apex of a house roof to scare the pigeons away?!
To dispose of a Hare that had been killed by a dog.
Been asked to remove Ivy from a house wall.
Fence painting.
Car cleaning.
Caravan cleaning.
Empty a large sack of bird seed into boxes.
Remove contents from the bottom of a chest freezer.
Asked to help pick a 90 year old fella up from his daughters living room floor and put him back in his chair.





 

[dazmond]

ive cut ivy down,fixed gutters,outside painting jobs,cut trees down,etc...allsorts........but that was many years ago before i had a decent round and needed any work i could get....

[dazmond]

Just some that I can recall.....
I once got asked to install a plastic Hawk up on the apex of a house roof to scare the pigeons away?!
To dispose of a Hare that had been killed by a dog.
Been asked to remove Ivy from a house wall.
Fence painting.
Car cleaning.
Caravan cleaning.
Empty a large sack of bird seed into boxes.
Remove contents from the bottom of a chest freezer.
Asked to help pick a 90 year old fella up from his daughters living room floor and put him back in his chair.

thats all in a days work for me....

[John Mart]

Can you clean the sills next time.

[nathankaye]

Can you clean the sills next time.

Can you dry the windows before you leave 😂😂

[Johnny B]

I've been asked if I:

Clean chimneys
Replace crow guard on chimney
Take away rubbish
Paint
Fit a chandalier
Repair a satellite dish
Put up/take down xmas decorations
Trim a hedge/mow lawns
Give lifts

There are probably more but you get the idea.

John

[paul alan]

Just some that I can recall.....
I once got asked to install a plastic Hawk up on the apex of a house roof to scare the pigeons away?!
To dispose of a Hare that had been killed by a dog.
Been asked to remove Ivy from a house wall.
Fence painting.
Car cleaning.
Caravan cleaning.
Empty a large sack of bird seed into boxes.
Remove contents from the bottom of a chest freezer.
Asked to help pick a 90 year old fella up from his daughters living room floor and put him back in his chair.

Haha...that reminds me of having to pick up a customers ill husband out of the shower. NAKED!

[G Griffin]

Just some that I can recall.....
I once got asked to install a plastic Hawk up on the apex of a house roof to scare the pigeons away?!
To dispose of a Hare that had been killed by a dog.
Been asked to remove Ivy from a house wall.
Fence painting.
Car cleaning.
Caravan cleaning.
Empty a large sack of bird seed into boxes.
Remove contents from the bottom of a chest freezer.
Asked to help pick a 90 year old fella up from his daughters living room floor and put him back in his chair.

Haha...that reminds me of having to pick up a customers ill husband out of the shower. NAKED!

Why did you have to be naked?
Or was that by choice? 

[M & C Window Cleaning]

Whilst I was cleaning a front porch I got asked by an elderly customer to water her hanging baskets.

[Shrek]

I get asked to clean this hot woman’s shower screen each month , it’s always really soapy like she’s been rubbing her ass on it . I kindly oblige as she’s always in her silk dressing gown , she works from home , I’m sure she’s a porn star or something because when I walked past one of the bedrooms , there were cameras set up and laptop on the bed 🛏

[Marc Stock]

I just go asked today if i could wash their car windscreen before i pack up my stuff.

[dazmond]

I just go asked today if i could wash their car windscreen before i pack up my stuff.

did you oblige?

[Marc Stock]

I just go asked today if i could wash their car windscreen before i pack up my stuff.

did you oblige?

Yes. I said the extra charge was an additional cuppa

[robbo333]

I occasionally get asked 'do you offer an other services'

I kept a dead straight face and say 'hairdressing' 

[John Mart]

I just go asked today if i could wash their car windscreen before i pack up my stuff.

did you oblige?

Yes. I said the extra charge was an additional cuppa

Was the job itself a big one?

[Bungle]

I just go asked today if i could wash their car windscreen before i pack up my stuff.

did you oblige?

He also left a note to say when he'd be back to clean it next time 😂

[davids3511]

A window cleaner I know (who comes on here occasionally) was asked to watch a guy have a wank while he cleaned his windows.

[Marc Stock]

I just go asked today if i could wash their car windscreen before i pack up my stuff.

did you oblige?

Yes. I said the extra charge was an additional cuppa

Was the job itself a big one?

Not really; £50 one. a 4 bed detached  family home, you know the sort that 68 reg Audi's and/or KIA's are parked up on with an able & cole hamper stacked neatly by the "OAK" door.

[Marc Stock]

I just go asked today if i could wash their car windscreen before i pack up my stuff.

did you oblige?

He also left a note to say when he'd be back to clean it next time 😂

Incidentally this is how i picked up this customer; from a recommendation due to my next date system...so stick it up yer.....