[kempy]

I clean a house which is in the £1m bracket , a house with massive grounds , it's own wood / orchard . The house itself isn't anything massive , it's nice but it's the grounds that make it special . Tucked away .,

Anyhow I clean the outsides and then come in to do a few awkward ones . Did them , got chatting as usual and on the TV is the cctv of the cameras they have about .
I always usually have a discreet Wee in one particular spot .
I was horrified they have camera'so everywhere .
But I think this alcove gable end bit isn't monitored , thank god . Lol

Anyhow she gave me a £10 tip , and said there's a £1 for every Inch . !!!

[sunshine windows]

After reading the last line I nearly died 

[Smurf]

It's the cameras in black type small domes that track you everywhere you have to watch out for.

I got chatting to a chap one day and he showed me into his office as works from home. Well it looked more like fooking mission control with large screens and all for his security setup. 

[*Hector*]

Anyhow she gave me a £10 tip , and said there's a £1 for every Inch . !!!

My what a big nose you have then Kempy.... 

 

[paulben]

yeah but he had to give him £6  change 

[Smurf]

yeah but he had to give her £6  change 

 

[Shane sharples]

This made me chuckle 😂😂😂

[Smurf]

Peeing or doing a dump on someone’s property is in my book is very bad form regardless if there is cctv or not.
Having a portable loo in the back of the van works for me if I ever get caught out. Best not to sit on it in the middle of someone's driveway though 

[dazmond]

Peeing or doing a dump on someone’s property is in my book is very bad form regardless if there is cctv or not.
Having a portable loo in the back of the van works for me if I ever get caught out. Best not to sit on it in the middle of someone's driveway though 

why?having a pee in a customers grid is in my terms and conditions!i do it at least twice a day.

if i have to go then a discreet grid at the side of a customers property is ideal.if not then its peeing in a bottle leaning into my van via the side door.as for having a dump.i never need to go during working hours when out and about thank God!

[Shane sharples]

I treat people's property as I treat my own, I would never pee in my own garden, not only that, it doesn't give a good image to the neighbours who are watching you through their net curtains!! 🕵

[Walter Mitty]

Why the hell do you think I need a 700 litre tank?

[Smurf]

Why the hell do you think I need a 700 litre tank?

 

[dazmond]

I treat people's property as I treat my own, I would never pee in my own garden, not only that, it doesn't give a good image to the neighbours who are watching you through their net curtains!! 🕵

i bet you ve had a pee in your own garden before!summer barbecues when your drunk!

ive never been caught in 22 years of window cleaning!

[NWH]

Come on we all have had a pee when there out or a sneaky one when you know there up the other end of the house.

[duncan h]

Pee in a bucket in van. On holiday at the beach, even the wife used it. The benefit of a large van. Had the odd slash at a customers but normally in the van. Always pee outside my conservatory doors at 3am after a crate of lager. Don't want to wake kids up Always washes away as it rains every night

[Plankton]

An old guy I used to work with would disappear in a garden, next thing you see him trodding poop up the ladder and then into the car! Smelly old bast**d
If I caught someone ping or poopting in my garden they would be crawling back out.

[NWH]

You telling me you've never had a dump in someone's garden lol,just joking.

[Smurf]

You telling me you've never had a dump in someone's garden lol,just joking.

I thought that was what wheelie bins where for 

[kempy]

Never been caught haning a pee , well don't think so .

But back to using Van I think .

Persons only look on cctv if there's been a bergulary , usually ....

[Smurf]

Never been caught haning a pee , well don't think so .

But back to using Van I think .

Persons only look on cctv if there's been a bergulary , usually ....

It's defo not worth the risk as could damage your business reputation bigtime for sure.