mikeyfaerosyth

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« Reply #20 on: September 25, 2012, 11:21:36 am »
please ban this annoying XXXX

Ian101

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« Reply #21 on: September 25, 2012, 11:30:31 am »
seems silly and immature to me but im a miserable git so what do I know ?

Ronnie Bryce

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« Reply #22 on: September 25, 2012, 11:35:36 am »

SB Cleaning

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« Reply #23 on: September 25, 2012, 12:14:40 pm »
What a load of ball bags ;D

You got too much time on ya hands mate.....

jarvy

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« Reply #24 on: September 25, 2012, 01:15:12 pm »
I remember that there used to be useful info on this site. Now mostly random pony,like blowing up poles.
C'mon, wtf.........
Yes,I'm a miserable git too!
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"If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid"

Lee Burbidge

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« Reply #25 on: September 26, 2012, 11:20:39 am »
seems silly and immature to me but im a miserable git so what do I know ?

lol

Lee Burbidge

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« Reply #26 on: September 26, 2012, 11:57:03 am »
So I have moved things a long a little bit today and would very much like your input.

We have decided to survey window cleaners to establish the following;
Which poles have broke?
What part of the pole broke?
How did it brake? Accident? Heavy Use?
And what happened with getting parts replaced? What was the poles warranty? Did you have to pay for it? Was it free but you had to pay for delivery?

( there may be other questions)

With the answers we are going to come up with real life tests that correlate with actual accidents in the market place... then test selected poles to these tests.

Then afterwards we are going to have a bit of fun with destroying them completely. So far, we have a gun range lined up and Gok Wans brother Kowklyn Wan is ready to rip into them with his martial arts friends...... he says he has weapons too..... (not sure bout that bit lol)

We will film it all and upload for viewing. If this works we can produce an informative and yet still entertaining film.....

So if any one wants to offer their ¢0.02 worth and spread ideas or answer some of the early questions as above please email me at lee@windowcleaningmagazine.co.uk

Elfyn

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« Reply #27 on: September 26, 2012, 12:29:10 pm »
seems silly and immature to me but im a miserable git so what do I know ?
And me.  ;D

Lee Burbidge

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« Reply #28 on: September 26, 2012, 01:32:46 pm »
seems silly and immature to me but im a miserable git so what do I know ?
And me.  ;D

lol

wfp master

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« Reply #29 on: September 26, 2012, 05:11:29 pm »
you need to get out more mr burbidge have you got cabin fever. put the camera down & have a wee word with yourself. nuts magazine are taking people on that would suit you. ;D

gary999

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« Reply #30 on: September 26, 2012, 05:42:48 pm »
I want to see Lee using an SL2 modular for pole vaulting.

yep into a swamp full of aligators ;D

Lee Burbidge

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« Reply #31 on: September 26, 2012, 07:44:52 pm »
I want to see Lee using an SL2 modular for pole vaulting.

yep into a swamp full of aligators ;D

 ;D

Lee Burbidge

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« Reply #32 on: September 26, 2012, 08:11:48 pm »
Blimey what are you on? You need help.

lol I just contacted Kok Wans brother, he is a martial arts expert.... hoping he's gonna help with destroying some stuff, man! Keep you fingers crossed cus hes a very busy boy.  What am I on? On the pulse lmao

If he's anything like his brother I would suggest you wear "slip-on" shoes.
You won't want to be bending down to do your shoe laces up as he will be in there like a rat up a drain pipe.  ;)





lmao ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Oops... I ment Gok Wan lol

Lee Burbidge

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« Reply #33 on: September 26, 2012, 08:18:14 pm »
Omnipole, futureofcleaning, Facelift and The Water Fed Pole Company have offered their poles for the destruction test...... thanks guys.....

*Hector*

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« Reply #34 on: September 26, 2012, 08:28:18 pm »

Quote
Oops... I ment Gok Wan lol

Freudian slip methinks  ;D ;D
Everyday this forum slips further from God.  :'(

concept

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« Reply #35 on: September 26, 2012, 08:31:59 pm »
Omnipole, futureofcleaning, Facelift and The Water Fed Pole Company have offered their poles for the destruction test...... thanks guys.....

Rather than destroy perfectly good poles, why not do a proper field test with them, send them out with window cleaners for a period of time, give them criteria to work to, and submit the results, then donate the poles to a needy cleaner, or auction them with the proceeds going to charity?

Absolutely ridiculous to shoot them etc, seems like you want to feed your ego and pretend you are the Top Gear of the window cleaning game.

stuart mc

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« Reply #36 on: September 26, 2012, 08:36:29 pm »
If any suppliers are reading this and thinking about sending a pole for free for destruction, don't bother send it to me, I will look after it and cherish it, write nice things about it and do my best not to break it,

I would buy one but MOT is due on van and road tax :'( :'(

anything around the 27 foot to 30 foot will do

sunshine windows

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« Reply #37 on: September 26, 2012, 10:31:35 pm »
I had the 3rd from top section of an 18 month old 30 foot Hybrid extel pole snap in half on me. Was just wear and tear, the fibres had thinned right out and i bounced it on a window to shut it.  :-\
To climb mount fuji you must first find a path
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Lee Burbidge

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« Reply #38 on: September 26, 2012, 11:02:02 pm »
I had the 3rd from top section of an 18 month old 30 foot Hybrid extel pole snap in half on me. Was just wear and tear, the fibres had thinned right out and i bounced it on a window to shut it.  :-\

What did you do?.....

Lee Burbidge

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« Reply #39 on: September 26, 2012, 11:08:49 pm »
Im getting a few moans over this........ so I have decided to shelve the idea for a bit :)