new wfp invention

« **on:** January 04, 2006, 01:55:30 am »

HI ALL, my name is joe and i am an inventor involved at this time with a wfp invention. the waterfed pole i have invented is fully telescopic to any size and is completly hoseless .nothing going up inside the hose or outside and can be turn portable in seconds.the benefits are no hose around your feet, more manouverabile when cleaning windows. and even lighter than the convential hose.also a trigger can be built in at the bottom of the pole to activate the water. Now the pole is not water through as i have been ask many times. its not even close mind boggling i know but its true i have a fully working prototype. I am looking for someone out their with the capital and preflibly working within the wfp industry to develop the product that will change the wfp industry.thanks all joe.

« **Reply #1 on:** January 04, 2006, 06:21:44 am »

Hope you have patent applied for on it.

« **Reply #2 on:** January 04, 2006, 07:54:09 am »

sounds like a waterless waterfed pole ?

« **Reply #3 on:** January 04, 2006, 08:43:34 am »

Hi Joe,

Give us a call on 07760 226463 or 01726 61143 or email us @ alex@gardiner.e7even.com I'm sure that we will have an interest in this item.

Alex

« **Reply #4 on:** January 04, 2006, 08:54:14 am »

I can't wait for Jouk46!
Or is it Joke46?

« **Reply #5 on:** January 04, 2006, 01:39:27 pm »

Hmmmmmmmmmm

« **Reply #6 on:** January 04, 2006, 02:36:00 pm »

Seeing is believing

,Gaz

« **Reply #7 on:** January 04, 2006, 03:08:12 pm »

good luck

« **Reply #8 on:** January 04, 2006, 04:24:19 pm »

hi morph, lol no its not a joke. Alex i will call you tommorow sometime when i get a chance and talk it over with you thanks. Joe

« **Reply #9 on:** January 04, 2006, 04:58:57 pm »

is it the 1st of april?

how can you inject water up a pole without the use of some kind of hose?

how would you get the water from the tank/barrel to the pole?

interesting to say the least

« **Reply #10 on:** January 04, 2006, 05:03:49 pm »

Perhaps this magic pole has an applicator on one side, turn it over and there is a squeegee on the other

...........nope, that can't be it, I'm sure I've heard rumours of someone already using this

It has to be a joke, but I'm waiting for the punchline?

Sonic waves perhaps

Ian

« **Reply #11 on:** January 04, 2006, 05:20:20 pm »

Jouk45,

You remind me of someone from another forum who is also an inventor. :

Are you any relation

Remember - be 'nimble'

Sarah

« **Reply #12 on:** January 04, 2006, 05:29:55 pm »

Hope this is not a wind up

If so it needs to go on a place to chat

If not i wish you the very best of luck

A lot of people said that wfp would never take off but look at it now its taking over and so be it !

Invention got us where we are today

Good luck

Brett

« **Reply #13 on:** January 04, 2006, 05:44:10 pm »

Joe,

I look forward to your call, you never know it may at the least give me a smile or who knows??

Alex

« **Reply #14 on:** January 04, 2006, 05:47:15 pm »

Quote from: Sarah Sarill on January 04, 2006, 05:20:20 pm

Jouk45,

You remind me of someone from another forum who is also an inventor. :

Are you any relation

Remember - be 'nimble'

Sarah

I wondered that too Sarah. It certainly comes across as Jack doesn't it? Especially so as there was once a figure called Joe Hill. Mind you, he got shot for his Trade Union activity I think.

« **Reply #15 on:** January 04, 2006, 05:56:52 pm »

Expecting delivery of Peter Fogwills Autobrush tomorrow

Thats the best invention ive seen so to date

Brett

« **Reply #16 on:** January 04, 2006, 06:13:44 pm »

i am very interested in the system Joe
give me a call on 07784039497 or email me on richa479@aol.com.
ScrimShady

« **Reply #17 on:** January 04, 2006, 06:22:00 pm »

Tell us a bit more about your self joe.
Background,previous inventions,where your from and why you have decided to get in wfp.

Mike

« **Reply #18 on:** January 04, 2006, 06:22:47 pm »

Quote from: brett walker on January 04, 2006, 05:56:52 pm

Expecting delivery of Peter Fogwills Autobrush tomorrow

Thats the best invention ive seen so to date

Brett

Thanks Brett the brush is on its way.

I have something else in the pipeline that will make a much bigger impact than the Autobrush. Hopefully it will be on the market in a few months.

I can't give too much away at the moment but large vans, large tanks, and large water treatment systems will be redundant. Hose reels will also not be needed, although you will still need a feed up the pole to the brush.

Peter Fogwill

« **Reply #19 on:** January 04, 2006, 06:26:07 pm »

Maybe its a Water Pistol tied to the pole

« **Reply #20 on:** January 04, 2006, 06:39:44 pm »

Quote from: The Shiner on January 04, 2006, 05:47:15 pm

Quote from: Sarah Sarill on January 04, 2006, 05:20:20 pm
Jouk45,

You remind me of someone from another forum who is also an inventor. :

Are you any relation

Remember - be 'nimble'

Sarah

I wondered that too Sarah. It certainly comes across as Jack doesn't it? Especially so as there was once a figure called Joe Hill. Mind you, he got shot for his Trade Union activity I think.

MMMmm - the other give-away is that me matey Jack also fails to put in any punctuations and writes in one long sentence too

I remember being called Sherlock on this forum before (amomgst many others)

Sarah

PS: Think you have been rumbled although an amusing try

« **Reply #21 on:** January 04, 2006, 06:47:11 pm »

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MMMmm - the other give-away is that me matey Jack also fails to put in any punctuations and writes in one long sentence too

I remember being called Sherlock on this forum before (amomgst many others)

Sarah

PS: Think you have been rumbled although an amusing try

Hi Sara,

I think you will find that Jouk is a real person.

Peter

« **Reply #22 on:** January 04, 2006, 06:48:55 pm »

No Peter, I simply cant be wrong - after all I am a woman

Apologies to Jouk if thats the case and Im gonna

Sarah

« **Reply #23 on:** January 04, 2006, 06:57:55 pm »

Come on joe,your on line explain yourself more clearly.

« **Reply #24 on:** January 04, 2006, 07:00:16 pm »

hi mike,I dont deserved to be called names like that,but nice to meet you anyway. mike folk are still trying to get their heads around peters automatic brush people are still trying to visialise how it works, its like all new inventions they takes time to get used to the idea, sometimes even years. i am not a hoax i am genuine inventor looking for a manufacture to help develop this new concept that will benefit all wfp users. Joe

« **Reply #25 on:** January 04, 2006, 07:01:49 pm »

Quote from: Sarah Sarill on January 04, 2006, 06:48:55 pm

No Peter, I simply cant be wrong - after all I am a woman

Apologies to Jouk if thats the case and Im gonna

Sarah

Sara, you are not wrong just not 100% right.

Have a look at
http://www.window-tools.com/cgi-bin/yabb/forum/admin/1127126921.html
Posted on September last year. It seems that maybe all the necessary Patents have been filed and it is now time to see the invention. I spoke to Jouk on messenger at the time; he seemed to have some good ideas.

Peter

« **Reply #26 on:** January 04, 2006, 07:06:29 pm »

Quote from: jouk45 on January 04, 2006, 07:00:16 pm

hi mike,I dont deserved to be called names like that,but nice to meet you anyway. mike folk are still trying to get their heads around peters automatic brush people are still trying to visialise how it works, its like all new inventions they takes time to get used to the idea, sometimes even years. i am not a hoax i am genuine inventor looking for a manufacture to help develop this new concept that will benefit all wfp users. Joe

If you are so sure of your invention you should go on the tv programme Dragons Den,they will tell you if it`s anygood and you may get an investor,Gaz

« **Reply #27 on:** January 04, 2006, 07:08:16 pm »

Soz youth,
Didnt mean to affend you.
Just cant my swede around it thats all.
Can i still have one?
Mike

« **Reply #28 on:** January 04, 2006, 07:10:19 pm »

Quote from: peterf on January 04, 2006, 06:22:47 pm

I have something else in the pipeline that will make a much bigger impact than the Autobrush. Hopefully it will be on the market in a few months.

I can't give too much away at the moment but large vans, large tanks, and large water treatment systems will be redundant. Hose reels will also not be needed, although you will still need a feed up the pole to the brush.

Peter Fogwill

The only thing i can think of is it is like a carpet cleaner for windows. The pure water makes contact with the glass and is then sucked back up again and recycled via a portable DI?

Am i close?

« **Reply #29 on:** January 04, 2006, 07:11:51 pm »

Can you imagine them Dragons"Water? , Pole? It'll never catch on.Im out!

« **Reply #30 on:** January 04, 2006, 07:14:11 pm »

Good luck mate.Hope to see it soon.

« **Reply #31 on:** January 04, 2006, 07:48:18 pm »

according to the link on Peter's site

it looks like it will be aimed at the homeowner

which can only be a bad thing for us

Oh and jouk posts on the DIY forum, so i guess he is real

« **Reply #32 on:** January 04, 2006, 07:59:10 pm »

Quote from: Mike Hunt on January 04, 2006, 06:22:00 pm

Tell us a bit more about your self joe.
Background,previous inventions,where your from and why you have decided to get in wfp.

Mike

Rest of post deleted.
Mod Note:

(Personally, 'Mike Hunt' (an old school-boy joke) aka Craig, I think you ought to tone down your language. Thank you)

« **Reply #33 on:** January 04, 2006, 08:03:16 pm »

Quote from: jouk45 on January 04, 2006, 01:55:30 am

HI ALL, my name is joe and i am an inventor involved at this time with a wfp invention. the waterfed pole i have invented is fully telescopic to any size and is completly hoseless .nothing going up inside the hose or outside and can be turn portable in seconds.the benefits are no hose around your feet, more manouverabile when cleaning windows. and even lighter than the convential hose.also a trigger can be built in at the bottom of the pole to activate the water. Now the pole is not water through as i have been ask many times. its not even close mind boggling i know but its true i have a fully working prototype. I am looking for someone out their with the capital and preflibly working within the wfp industry to develop the product that will change the wfp industry.thanks all joe.

As for Jouk45:

Get-away! Complete twaddle.

Thead locked.

« **Reply #34 on:** January 04, 2006, 09:05:22 pm »

Unlocked because of this post:
http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/index.php?topic=14880.0

but I have my reservations.

« **Reply #35 on:** January 04, 2006, 09:22:19 pm »

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but I have my reservations.

so do i
but over 2000 people read the window-tools thread without commenting that its a wind-up.

I notice he's from Dundee. Those Scots have come up with a few cracking invetions in their time.

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fully telescopic to any size

yes a bit ambitious!

JOE- can you stop this barmy carry on by describing more fully, showing a video, etc, cheers. In keen anticipation and hat ready to be eated

Ben

« **Reply #36 on:** January 04, 2006, 09:41:14 pm »

Quote from: Ben-chan on January 04, 2006, 07:10:19 pm

Quote from: peterf on January 04, 2006, 06:22:47 pm

I have something else in the pipeline that will make a much bigger impact than the Autobrush. Hopefully it will be on the market in a few months.

I can't give too much away at the moment but large vans, large tanks, and large water treatment systems will be redundant. Hose reels will also not be needed, although you will still need a feed up the pole to the brush.

Peter Fogwill

The only thing i can think of is it is like a carpet cleaner for windows. The pure water makes contact with the glass and is then sucked back up again and recycled via a portable DI?

Am i close?

Could be somewhere along they lines. I shouldn't have mentioned it because I can't answer any questions on it.

Its not straightforward like the Autobrush, it is very complicated and involves tooling and complicated controls. I have had it working and know that it works, but there is a couple of small detail that has to be worked out.

The main reason for mentioning it was for me to get my finger out and actually do the necessary to get it on the market, not to wind anyone up. The main part should be done within a month and I can start to talk about it then.

I can't answer anymore questions, or comment on anymore speculation.

Peter

« **Reply #37 on:** January 04, 2006, 09:52:41 pm »

There are a few variables of confusion in those HUGE statements, but aren’t there supposed to be, isn’t this supposed to raise interest after all (if genuine). I wonder why Jouk didn’t just approach companies direct, I would have.

It was sparked off months ago on the other forum with still no real evidence or tangible description, like a game of "guess what I’m thinking".

Peter, it seems you have made a big statement too. Is this the end of water fed pole as we know it! (well as you guys know it, I haven’t started yet) at this rate im not sure if I ever will

« **Reply #38 on:** January 04, 2006, 09:55:20 pm »

Quote from: Ben-chan on January 04, 2006, 09:22:19 pm

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but I have my reservations.
so do i
but over 2000 people read the window-tools thread without commenting that its a wind-up.

I notice he's from Dundee. Those Scots have come up with a few cracking invetions in their time.

Quote

We do like a little drink as well, and it was after 1 in the morning.

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fully telescopic to any size

I think what he meant was telescopic to any length within the span of the pole. I think he may mean electric or some kind of mechanism, and it stops at any height you want within the height the pole actually reaches.

Peter

« **Reply #39 on:** January 04, 2006, 10:58:19 pm »

Could this be adapted for wfp http://www.exair.com/ind_hskpg_products/dhvg_page.htm

i was thinking, could this be connected to those pressure containers and some sort of wand on the end,or brush, any ideas,or is it a naff idea $:-\$

« **Reply #40 on:** January 04, 2006, 11:18:41 pm »

OK, so JOUK is no joke.

But....

Does this new gizmo clean windows? Proof?

How would you like to be a MILLIONAIRE? Just send me £10 and I'll send you my easy step by step guide book, with pictures!! Yes just £10!! I know, I know, you think it's too cheap, but really, It Works!

Please allow 28 days for postage..

C'mon guys. I've read all the links, this chap hasn't done as much research as me, and I'm a novice. He doesn't know how to purify water.
If I had the tool he claims to have, and it really worked, I would not be appearing so dumb on here. I would have it locked up tight first and then definitely not appear dumb on here.

Sorry. I will not be investing.

« **Reply #41 on:** January 05, 2006, 12:38:43 am »

hi all, first of all it was not my intentions to upset anyone. my whole aim was to attract wfp manufacturers or related companys. morph in the 24 hours since i have posted here in this forum i have recieved more than 7 emails from interested companys and 3 in the forum i would not call that dumb. I have never mentioned that i know anything about purifying water but if i need to learn i will buy your £10 book. or even cheaper read the threads here they have loads of brilliant advice. Thanks Joe.

« **Reply #42 on:** January 05, 2006, 12:47:53 am »

Name the 7 companies you have had emails from.

I'm not discrediting you. Just prove what you've got.

This is the wfp dragon's den.

I am not upset. I have no wish to upset you Joe.

« **Reply #43 on:** January 05, 2006, 01:02:16 am »

Quote from: jouk45 on January 05, 2006, 12:38:43 am

hi all, first of all it was not my intentions to upset anyone. my whole aim was to attract wfp manufacturers or related companys. morph in the 24 hours since i have posted here in this forum i have recieved more than 7 emails from interested companys and 3 in the forum i would not call that dumb. I have never mentioned that i know anything about purifying water but if i need to learn i will buy your £10 book. or even cheaper read the threads here they have loads of brilliant advice. Thanks Joe.

jouk

I am sure you will do very well especially if you progress at the rate your gramma did with that last post in just 24 hours.

« **Reply #44 on:** January 05, 2006, 02:27:42 pm »

ding ding - round 2!! ooooh this is good - JouKE or whatever, I'm an engineer and have plenty of ideas and have made quite a few prototypes (nothing to do with wfp) but I know when I've a great idea I don't run off telling everyone, its your secret, you don't want anyone else to know - you are doing the opposite - you keep talking, we'll keep shovelling.

« **Reply #45 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:11:25 pm »

Leave him alone .
Who has the right to rubbish other people on here .
just because you behave in one way it does not mean everyone else has to follow your path.

Get a life!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave

« **Reply #46 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:19:10 pm »

now dave, put the handbag down! I'm sure joe can take it with a pinch of salt

« **Reply #47 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:39:47 pm »

Its a purse actually

« **Reply #48 on:** January 05, 2006, 03:45:07 pm »

well its a bloomin big purse and I don't want to get thumped with it.

« **Reply #49 on:** January 05, 2006, 06:25:53 pm »

thanks david St-Ives for rescuing me from the mob lol. Anyway i got what i came here for, the companys that i contacted are all willing to take it further so am very pleased. jm123 if you dont shout loud enough your invention or idea will stay on the shelf engineer or not.

« **Reply #50 on:** January 05, 2006, 07:34:20 pm »

just remember when you are rich and famous who rescued you

« **Reply #51 on:** January 05, 2006, 07:35:57 pm »

Quote from: david@ St-Ives on January 05, 2006, 07:34:20 pm

just remember when you are rich and famous who rescued you

Hey,

Me too. I unlocked the topic!

« **Reply #52 on:** January 05, 2006, 07:47:04 pm »

ar-hum :