[Lee Gilroy]

I have my suspicions

Well you would do.....
You have been enslaved by us for thousands of years and its in your genes that we could be coming back to take the first shag from the virgin brides..

Thing is though it only lasted a couple of years and we decided the sheep were better as they pushed back

now I know who you are

Yes I am Larry the Lamb

You did me last tuesday and mon and sun and just about every night really....

[Gav Camm lammy 283]

I have my suspicions

Well you would do.....
You have been enslaved by us for thousands of years and its in your genes that we could be coming back to take the first shag from the virgin brides..

Thing is though it only lasted a couple of years and we decided the sheep were better as they pushed back

now I know who you are

cmon stu who is it

[Tom White]

I have my suspicions

Well you would do.....
You have been enslaved by us for thousands of years and its in your genes that we could be coming back to take the first shag from the virgin brides..

Thing is though it only lasted a couple of years and we decided the sheep were better as they pushed back

now I know who you are

Yes I am Larry the Lamb

You did me last tuesday and mon and sun and just about every night really....

You bore me.  I'm off.  G' night ladies.

[mci services]

I have my suspicions

Well you would do.....
You have been enslaved by us for thousands of years and its in your genes that we could be coming back to take the first shag from the virgin brides..

Thing is though it only lasted a couple of years and we decided the sheep were better as they pushed back

now I know who you are

cmon stu who is it

no telling its amusing

[Lee Gilroy]

Dont forget to do the poll ladies...

[Gav Camm lammy 283]

lee if u ever get 1600 custys fella
il be the first to congratulate u lad
cant see it happening so best ov british old bean
enjoy yr day wiv luther 

[prestige cleaners]

thought i would stick my oar in as everyone else has.

what? thats it, just wanted to stick my oar in.

another one  :

build hadrians wall again and knock down that bloody bridge out of wales

sorry i know im not allowed to have a come back a couple of hours later, but you are "one, sad, pathetic, loser" no offence. (said in a jim carrey voice)

i mean to be bothered to check my profile to see that im welsh?

[Dave Willis]

Is this guy bi-polar by any chance?

[Lee Gilroy]

thought i would stick my oar in as everyone else has.

what? thats it, just wanted to stick my oar in.

another one  :

build hadrians wall again and knock down that bloody bridge out of wales

sorry i know im not allowed to have a come back a couple of hours later, but you are "one, sad, pathetic, loser" no offence. (said in a jim carrey voice)

i mean to be bothered to check my profile to see that im welsh?

Could not understand a word you said there was too much noise coming from the Baa Baa

[prestige cleaners]

lol

[♠Winp®oClean♠]

I've changed my mind Lee

Go for it full throttle mate!!

 I reckon you could get away with anything!!

[leights]

i have 673 customers on domestic and 148 shops and business cleans.. there are 3 of us each with a pole and find it hard to keep the pace, 1600, someone is telling fibs i think 

[Paul Coleman]

Cheers for the replies it took about 10mins for the Pc to stop freezing.

I based it on an average of £10 per house. It will vary I know I have one customer who is £45 and its all patios doors all round. Takes about hour and half.

I want in new year to pack in the job I am doing as i am self employed and sick of construction and customers going bust or not paying.

If a customer does not pay in Window Cleaning its £10 but in Construction it can be £5k.

At moment I have about 30 customers and it took about a week to get them with about 3,000 leaflets. So looking to do WFP as spent past year doing all the planning so ready to make the switch and put down the trowel and pick up the pole.

Lee.
I see you are based in Horsham.
If you saying an average of £10 a house in an area like that, you are underselling yourself by a very big margin.

[Paul Coleman]

Has anybody sussed who this guy is, cos this is his alter ego. He's a regular member of the forum, although disappeared a while ago to other forums, and came back about 6 months ago.

Its the Arthur Mullard lookalike barman in the Cherry Tree at Horsham?

Myself, I reckon Lee must have been a resident at the place that used to be across the road from that pub.  He'll know what I mean if he's lived around Faygate long enough 

[Paul Coleman]

Well Lee, or whoever you are, I thought you might be for real after the first post but then I read the rest of the thread  .  It seems you're to familiar with the brand of insults on here to be new  .
Just in case any of your postings were real, I've been window cleaning nearly twenty years and I've only got 240 customers of my own and 18 that are fairly regular sub contract jobs.  I used to have about 500 customers years ago but that was the pointr when I discovered that quality is better than quantity - especially for a sole trader.
Honestly, the work I've passed on or dropped over the years could probably have been two rounds worth.  The trouble was that I used to need a lot of customers just to get a full round each time because there were a lot of the "not today" brigade in there.
I do want to build further in the new year and guess which area I have my sights on.  Yep.  You've guessed it.  Horsham & District  .  I'm not joking either.  I want 50 - 100 decent quality customers to improve the quality of my business.  At the moment I do get a reasonable few days off to recuperate from the graft but I would like to start earning more.
BTW.  The sheep you mentioned are better if you take them to the edge of a cliff.  They push back harder.

[leights]

uu

[rg1]

Myself, I reckon Lee must have been a resident at the place that used to be across the road from that pub.  He'll know what I mean if he's lived around Faygate long enough 

 

[Paul Coleman]

Myself, I reckon Lee must have been a resident at the place that used to be across the road from that pub.  He'll know what I mean if he's lived around Faygate long enough 

 

You've lived around here a long time as well then? 

[Handyman Window Cleaning Services]

i have 600 customers, enough for a average of 4 days work a week with 1 van and 2 men at one time. 

leaving me space for about 150 customers, but i leave the space for odd jobs.


the post says 1600 customers sure it said £10 average.  thats £16k per 4 week

12-13cleans a year so he be turning over at least £192,000