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Stoots

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When you see a non payer at a kids party
« on: February 18, 2024, 04:00:37 pm »
So having a party for my daughters birthday.

I'm helping serve food to the kids when I recognised a non paying mother queing in line

What do you think happened next ?
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AuRavelling79

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Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2024, 04:22:43 pm »
Quote from: Stoots on February 18, 2024, 04:00:37 pm
So having a party for my daughters birthday.

I'm helping serve food to the kids when I recognised a non paying mother queing in line

What do you think happened next ?

I think she left the food queue.
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KS Cleaning

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Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2024, 04:30:51 pm »
You charged her what she was due you for the food?
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Shrek

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Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2024, 05:06:49 pm »
Oh god , knowing what your like , you probably told her to do one and she isn’t getting any food 😂
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Smudger

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Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
« Reply #4 on: February 18, 2024, 06:15:14 pm »
Prosecuted her then had her put down?
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zesty

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Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
« Reply #5 on: February 18, 2024, 06:43:26 pm »
I’m more interested in what’s going on at this party? A line of random people queuing up for food that you’re randomly serving at your daughters party?  ;D
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Bungle

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Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
« Reply #6 on: February 18, 2024, 06:56:02 pm »
Quote from: Smudger on February 18, 2024, 06:15:14 pm
Prosecuted her then had her put down?

😂😂
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The Jester of Wibbly

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Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
« Reply #7 on: February 18, 2024, 07:10:06 pm »
Shout across the room and say "here is a free burger as I know how strapped for cash you are since you don't pay traders their bills. "
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Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
« Reply #8 on: February 18, 2024, 08:46:22 pm »
Statement from Police:

Earlier today a window cleaner known as Stoots was arrested after launching a tirade of foul and abusive language, such as has never been heard before in all the Realms of Human Existence, towards a young woman at a children's birthday party.

Said woman received an emergency blood transfusion having lost copious amounts of blood from her ears and will later undergo surgery in an attempt to remove two sausages which were brutally rammed up her nostrils.

A team of Councillors has been assembled in hope that at least some of the children present may not be mentally scarred for life.

A judge has refused Stoots bail or access to a computer.

It should be noted in Stoot's defense that the woman owed him £10.
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Gringo

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Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2024, 08:40:37 am »
Nothing, she looked at you all embarrassed, you wanted to give her both barrels and was fuming inside , but just gave her the fuming disappointed look whilst slopping some hotpot on her plate
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alank

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Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2024, 10:24:38 am »
You put all the leftovers into a doggy bag and presented it to her at the end of the party in front of all her friends  ;D
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Bungle

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Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2024, 02:56:59 pm »
I've got a horrible feeling he's been arrested   ;D where is he?
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Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2024, 04:54:51 pm »


…………we need to know!!!
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james peters

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Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2024, 06:26:53 pm »
It requires a reaction of biblical terms
Kill her firstborn  ::)roll
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robbo333

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Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2024, 07:48:03 pm »
Did you gob in her food...or... 'special sauce'!
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Slacky

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Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
« Reply #15 on: February 19, 2024, 08:57:28 pm »
Did you offer to send the baked bean round to give her a good rodgering in the back seat of his Golf?
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Gringo

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Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
« Reply #16 on: February 20, 2024, 09:09:23 am »
Still no stootsy?? The mystery rumbles on ,what a cliffhanger
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AuRavelling79

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Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
« Reply #17 on: February 20, 2024, 10:47:54 am »
Quote from: Gringo on February 20, 2024, 09:09:23 am
Still no stootsy?? The mystery rumbles on ,what a cliffhanger

Perhaps she bumped him off?
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windowswashed

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Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
« Reply #18 on: February 21, 2024, 11:23:21 pm »
Perhaps the cougar took him home round to hers for payment in kind and has held him to ransom  ???
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Gringo

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Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
« Reply #19 on: February 22, 2024, 10:37:52 am »
Got to say I'm fearing the worst now, just hope it's not an unfortunate episode involving beans and a bath, would be a terrible way to go
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