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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Stoots on February 18, 2024, 04:00:37 pm

Title: When you see a non payer at a kids party
Post by: Stoots on February 18, 2024, 04:00:37 pm: So having a party for my daughters birthday.

I'm helping serve food to the kids when I recognised a non paying mother queing in line

What do you think happened next ?
Title: Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
Post by: AuRavelling79 on February 18, 2024, 04:22:43 pm: Quote from: Stoots on February 18, 2024, 04:00:37 pm
So having a party for my daughters birthday.

I'm helping serve food to the kids when I recognised a non paying mother queing in line

What do you think happened next ?

I think she left the food queue.
Title: Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
Post by: KS Cleaning on February 18, 2024, 04:30:51 pm: You charged her what she was due you for the food?
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Post by: Shrek on February 18, 2024, 05:06:49 pm: Oh god , knowing what your like , you probably told her to do one and she isn’t getting any food 😂
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Post by: Smudger on February 18, 2024, 06:15:14 pm: Prosecuted her then had her put down?
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Post by: zesty on February 18, 2024, 06:43:26 pm: I’m more interested in what’s going on at this party? A line of random people queuing up for food that you’re randomly serving at your daughters party? ;D
Title: Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
Post by: Bungle on February 18, 2024, 06:56:02 pm: Quote from: Smudger on February 18, 2024, 06:15:14 pm
Prosecuted her then had her put down?

😂😂
Title: Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
Post by: The Jester of Wibbly on February 18, 2024, 07:10:06 pm: Shout across the room and say "here is a free burger as I know how strapped for cash you are since you don't pay traders their bills. "
Title: Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
Post by: dd on February 18, 2024, 08:46:22 pm: Statement from Police:

Earlier today a window cleaner known as Stoots was arrested after launching a tirade of foul and abusive language, such as has never been heard before in all the Realms of Human Existence, towards a young woman at a children's birthday party.

Said woman received an emergency blood transfusion having lost copious amounts of blood from her ears and will later undergo surgery in an attempt to remove two sausages which were brutally rammed up her nostrils.

A team of Councillors has been assembled in hope that at least some of the children present may not be mentally scarred for life.

A judge has refused Stoots bail or access to a computer.

It should be noted in Stoot's defense that the woman owed him £10.
Title: Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
Post by: Gringo on February 19, 2024, 08:40:37 am: Nothing, she looked at you all embarrassed, you wanted to give her both barrels and was fuming inside , but just gave her the fuming disappointed look whilst slopping some hotpot on her plate
Title: Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
Post by: alank on February 19, 2024, 10:24:38 am: You put all the leftovers into a doggy bag and presented it to her at the end of the party in front of all her friends ;D
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Post by: Bungle on February 19, 2024, 02:56:59 pm: I've got a horrible feeling he's been arrested ;D where is he?
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Post by: Ggh on February 19, 2024, 04:54:51 pm: …………we need to know!!!
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Post by: james peters on February 19, 2024, 06:26:53 pm: It requires a reaction of biblical terms
Kill her firstborn ::)roll
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Post by: robbo333 on February 19, 2024, 07:48:03 pm: Did you gob in her food...or... 'special sauce'!
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Post by: Slacky on February 19, 2024, 08:57:28 pm: Did you offer to send the baked bean round to give her a good rodgering in the back seat of his Golf?
Title: Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
Post by: Gringo on February 20, 2024, 09:09:23 am: Still no stootsy?? The mystery rumbles on ,what a cliffhanger
Title: Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
Post by: AuRavelling79 on February 20, 2024, 10:47:54 am: Quote from: Gringo on February 20, 2024, 09:09:23 am
Still no stootsy?? The mystery rumbles on ,what a cliffhanger

Perhaps she bumped him off?
Title: Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
Post by: windowswashed on February 21, 2024, 11:23:21 pm: Perhaps the cougar took him home round to hers for payment in kind and has held him to ransom ???
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Post by: Gringo on February 22, 2024, 10:37:52 am: Got to say I'm fearing the worst now, just hope it's not an unfortunate episode involving beans and a bath, would be a terrible way to go
Title: Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
Post by: Bungle on February 22, 2024, 05:24:19 pm: He's lurking the cheeky monkey ;D

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Post by: NBwcs on February 22, 2024, 08:48:04 pm: Stop posting till he gives us the answer.
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Post by: tlwcs on March 01, 2024, 06:09:00 pm: Like me, did she die of boredom?
Title: Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
Post by: AuRavelling79 on March 01, 2024, 07:34:31 pm: Oi Stoots!

Do I need to remove all your new posts until you answer this burning question?

;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
Post by: Gringo on March 01, 2024, 09:56:44 pm: He bottled it and said nothing after realizing customers partner who he hadn't seen before was as big as Daz with massive muscles ;D
Title: Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
Post by: KS Cleaning on March 01, 2024, 11:00:07 pm: I hope Stoots is getting his wee thrill from not answering his own question 😉
Title: Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
Post by: Stoots on March 01, 2024, 11:40:14 pm: Quote from: Gringo on March 01, 2024, 09:56:44 pm
He bottled it and said nothing after realizing customers partner who he hadn't seen before was as big as Daz with massive muscles ;D

If he was as big as daz I would have been more worried about him eating all the beans.
Title: Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
Post by: deeege on March 02, 2024, 07:17:37 am: What a strange post to ask the question then ignore it ???

I’m guessing it was posted after a few drinks. Am I right Stoots?
Title: Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
Post by: Slacky on March 02, 2024, 07:41:51 am: We have a clear case of something being amiss here. I’m wondering if Stoots wasn’t bladdered on just that one occasion…
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Post by: Gringo on March 04, 2024, 09:32:49 am: Anything?????
Title: Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
Post by: Gringo on March 04, 2024, 12:18:01 pm: But weird Stootsy posting on the 2 posts below but not one we want him too, c_mon STOOTS, you know it makes sense
Title: Re: When you see a non payer at a kids party
Post by: zesty on March 04, 2024, 01:49:20 pm: He’s already replied to it on another post.