Chris Cottrell

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Re: BIGGEST MISTAKE
« Reply #20 on: November 13, 2005, 08:10:10 pm »
Telling Kate winslett i did not have enough tine to do her inside windows
Dave you muppet

rosskesava

Re: BIGGEST MISTAKE
« Reply #21 on: November 13, 2005, 09:33:41 pm »
Employing a 17 year old.

Full of attitude.

Constantly late.

Constantly arguing.

Always saying 'it's not my job to do that'.

If he was upset he'd be rude to customers.

And we paid him £50 a day...

The annoying thing was he was really good at cleaning windows, very sensible in terms of health and safety and could be relied on to work on his own.

He's now unemployed, hanging out around here with the other yobs and always broke and always asking for us to have him back.

Cheers

AuRavelling79

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Re: BIGGEST MISTAKE
« Reply #22 on: November 13, 2005, 10:42:03 pm »
Telling Kate winslett i did not have enough tine to do her inside windows

Don't beat yourself up DSL - there's a lot of windows on the Titanic!
It's a game of three halves!

telboy

Re: BIGGEST MISTAKE
« Reply #23 on: November 14, 2005, 02:34:11 pm »


VERY GOOD MALC ;D ;D ;D



TEL BOY ;)


ANGEL C/S

patwoods

Re: BIGGEST MISTAKE
« Reply #24 on: November 14, 2005, 02:53:53 pm »
Thosh, what's with the Irish you do'nt like???

Moderator David@stives

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Re: BIGGEST MISTAKE
« Reply #25 on: November 14, 2005, 05:42:07 pm »
I have just cleaned her old house today it is the pole house in angarrack it is an house built on wooden poles hence the name.
It is used as an holiday home now.

Re: BIGGEST MISTAKE
« Reply #26 on: November 14, 2005, 05:58:40 pm »
Tosh, what's with the Irish you do'nt like???

Nowt mate.  I like 'em; in general.  Especially the ones who didn't call me names and throw things at me and stuff.

My ex was from Carrickfergus.  Do I need to elucidate?

AuRavelling79

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Re: BIGGEST MISTAKE
« Reply #27 on: November 14, 2005, 06:04:39 pm »
Do I need to elucidate?

I wouldn't like to say Tosh - why don't you ask your G.P.?
It's a game of three halves!

Re: BIGGEST MISTAKE
« Reply #28 on: November 14, 2005, 06:37:54 pm »
Do I need to elucidate?

I wouldn't like to say Tosh - why don't you ask your G.P.?

Malc,

You had me reaching for a dictionary, just to check that 'elucidate' didn't mean 'heart complaint' or something.

What's my GP got to do with it?

dai

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Re: BIGGEST MISTAKE
« Reply #29 on: November 14, 2005, 07:53:33 pm »
Do I need to elucidate?
Malk, your a wit mate, I'm still laughing. Dai

Michael Ross

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Re: BIGGEST MISTAKE
« Reply #30 on: November 15, 2005, 01:16:02 pm »
Don't know if these are mistakes as such, but anyway, here's two...

# 1: Doing a 20 storey building with an electric bosun's chair. Five floors into it - about 15 storeys up - didn't quite do a good enough turn with the squeegee. Rubber grabbed on the glass, squeegee went flying. Down, down, down. SMACK onto the service driveway to the back of the building (I was doing the side of the building).

Be danged. Nothing wrong with it when I got down, besides some scratches on the handle. Ettore was the brand.

ONLY time I've ever dropped it in near on 20 years in the game.

# 2: Doing the inside of a client's garage. Window is above a workbench with a whole bunch of stuff on it. As I step back my sleeve catches a tin - looked like an old pineapple tin - and tips it over. All this liquid comes splashing out all on my pants.

I ask the client, "What was in that tin on the workbench. I just knocked it over and it spilt all on me? Is it toxic?"

He says nothing and goes running into the garage to look at his Mercedes. I ask him again what it was and without looking at me, and while still going over his Merc he tells me it was paint stripper and he hopes none got on his car.

Michael Ross