Top Gear

« **on:** November 13, 2005, 06:48:08 pm »

Hi, Something you window cleaning chaps may be interested in.

Tonights show will include an item esp for YOU.

So dont be a loser. Tune in at 8pm BBC2

JCC

« **Reply #1 on:** November 13, 2005, 07:08:10 pm »

Come on guys, pass the word, I promise you will all be talking about it tomorrow.

Are there any other sites like this? I was going to contact PWC something or other, but they dont do humour!

JCC

« **Reply #2 on:** November 13, 2005, 07:20:34 pm »

how do we know it is really you !!!!!!!!!

Jeremy how is your thumb

Dave

« **Reply #3 on:** November 13, 2005, 07:29:38 pm »

I confess, i'm a junior researcher on the show, thats why I signed in as PP Jeremy Clarkson.

When we contact various organisations we find it gets a better responce if we use Jeremy's name.

I must say, I only found you when I did a search for Richard Hammond's name, (he's a bit fussy about what people say about him) apparently there is a Richard Hammond on this site.

I have no news on Jeremy's thumb, I'm not important enough to get that close.

JCC

« **Reply #4 on:** November 13, 2005, 07:32:20 pm »

Damn

He still owes me £20 quid.

Dave

« **Reply #5 on:** November 13, 2005, 07:34:42 pm »

Can you give us a clue what it is about

« **Reply #6 on:** November 13, 2005, 07:39:25 pm »

David,

Well.........there may be a quicker way to clean windows....although I hope you dont mind a laugh at yourselves.

By the way if Jeremy owes you money, ask him to "bill the office" and they will set up a Direct Debit.

That way you will get paid quicker, and Jeremy keeps the moths in his wallet warm.

JCC

« **Reply #7 on:** November 13, 2005, 07:40:05 pm »

Probably an Aston Martin fully kitted out with wfp

« **Reply #8 on:** November 13, 2005, 07:42:14 pm »

Quote from: PP Jeremy Clarkson on November 13, 2005, 07:39:25 pm

David,

Well.........there may be a quicker way to clean windows....although I hope you dont mind a laugh at yourselves.

By the way if Jeremy owes you money, ask him to "bill the office" and they will set up a Direct Debit.

That way you will get paid quicker, and Jeremy keeps the moths in his wallet warm.

JCC

how about a few free tickets or let us do a window cleaner in a reasonably priced porsche

« **Reply #9 on:** November 13, 2005, 07:45:20 pm »

David,

If you really do clean Jeremy's windows, ask him for some tickets, but be warned, he may want free window cleaning.

JCC

« **Reply #10 on:** November 13, 2005, 07:47:28 pm »

No i dont do them but if i did i would not be cheap probably quadruple i heard he has sent is GT back to the states for a realy daft reason

« **Reply #11 on:** November 13, 2005, 07:54:45 pm »

Sorry boy's I'm going now, I can tell you are strapped to your computers, in my dad's day it was a shed!!

JCC

(Jane Charlotte Carlson) You can call me JCC though

« **Reply #12 on:** November 13, 2005, 07:58:08 pm »

Not me JCC - I'm tuning into Beeb 2 right now!

« **Reply #13 on:** November 13, 2005, 08:01:22 pm »

me tooooooooooooo

bye Jane

« **Reply #14 on:** November 13, 2005, 08:03:23 pm »

Usually watch it anyway.
Lets see what she's on about

« **Reply #15 on:** November 13, 2005, 08:08:18 pm »

« **Reply #16 on:** November 13, 2005, 08:19:01 pm »

Any one got a wrap over (charlton)

« **Reply #17 on:** November 13, 2005, 08:59:10 pm »

Did i miss something

« **Reply #18 on:** November 13, 2005, 09:01:38 pm »

So why were we supposed to watch it?

I don't get it.

« **Reply #19 on:** November 13, 2005, 09:02:30 pm »

Think it was a wind up $:-\$

« **Reply #20 on:** November 13, 2005, 09:03:21 pm »

Quote from: rosskesava on November 13, 2005, 09:01:38 pm

So why were we supposed to watch it?

I don't get it.

Ross,

They did mention a hearse

Sarah

« **Reply #21 on:** November 13, 2005, 09:04:31 pm »

Someone at Top Gear was told to drum up the rating...WELL we watch it!!

Andy

« **Reply #22 on:** November 13, 2005, 09:06:24 pm »

:

brett

« **Reply #23 on:** November 13, 2005, 09:06:40 pm »

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They did mention a hearse

Did they....? I missed that bit.

I'm not particlarly interested in cars so I was playing a game at the same time keeping an ear out for anything to do w/c'ing.

« **Reply #24 on:** November 13, 2005, 09:07:57 pm »

playing a game

Wont ask which one

« **Reply #25 on:** November 13, 2005, 09:17:52 pm »

Pac-Man.

Great game.

« **Reply #26 on:** November 13, 2005, 09:26:55 pm »

I was playing online... IL2 Sturmovik. OK I am sad I know but as a holder of a private pilots licence and a gliding fanatic I always wanted to dogfight in planes.

This is the BEST and GREATEST combat flight sim EVER!!! Ummm do I have to admit this? OK I will... You can go online and actually be flying the sim against other folks from all over the world.. Mostly at a place called HYPERLOBBY.

One day I might grow up...... one day

Andrew

« **Reply #27 on:** November 13, 2005, 09:56:40 pm »

Sorry boys,

My boss Neil said it was going to be on an early show, I thought he said the first.

I'll tell you anyway. It will be on oneof the shows. Although Jeremy couldn't do any driving, because it was filmed when he had a bad back.

They buy a cabriolet with £1500 do a few things, like race, points off for reliability etc.
The last challenge is to use the car to beat a world record. Anyway, Hammond beats Terry "Turbo" Whatever's window cleaning record, by driving past with applicator and squeege.

I'll try to get some photos downloaded tomorrow.

JCC

« **Reply #28 on:** November 13, 2005, 10:06:04 pm »

Well ..... I'm glad I didn't miss something that was there but which I didn't see.

Thanks for explaining at least. That was decent of you. And that's a rare thing with the media.

Cheers

« **Reply #29 on:** November 13, 2005, 10:09:22 pm »

I'd love to buy a Porshe though.....

« **Reply #30 on:** November 13, 2005, 10:13:18 pm »

Wouldn't look much cop with the ladders on top though Ross

« **Reply #31 on:** November 13, 2005, 10:19:16 pm »

Quote from: rosskesava on November 13, 2005, 10:09:22 pm

I'd love to buy a Porshe though.....

Ive got one

« **Reply #32 on:** November 13, 2005, 10:20:27 pm »

Bet you couldn't get a coffin in it though!

« **Reply #33 on:** November 13, 2005, 10:43:53 pm »

Porsche .... David ...coffins .... stiffs ...........

Were we going with this one ?

« **Reply #34 on:** November 13, 2005, 11:47:36 pm »

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Wouldn't look much cop with the ladders on top though Ross

It'd be so different that everyone would notice.

Maybe a small coffin.

I still find it a bit odd though that I'm sometimes driving around in a vehicle that has had 2,761 dead bodies in it.

Cheers

« **Reply #35 on:** November 14, 2005, 08:39:15 am »

I still find it a bit odd though that I'm sometimes driving around in a vehicle that has had 2,761 dead bodies in it.

Cheers

Quote

Plus 3 nearly live ones!!

Pj

« **Reply #36 on:** November 14, 2005, 05:23:58 pm »

Hi,

they binned the item i told you about, its not going to be aired after all.

They also let 5 junior researchs go this morn, im one of them. 4 years at uni and a 6 month contract, gooodbuy jane, weve been in the pub since dinner,so im a bit p***"".
going back hometo hathrsage. sorry
JCc

« **Reply #37 on:** November 14, 2005, 05:39:37 pm »

Never mind you could always start window cleaning.

« **Reply #38 on:** November 14, 2005, 05:46:47 pm »

Quote from: PP Jeremy Clarkson on November 14, 2005, 05:23:58 pm

Hi,

they binned the item i told you about, its not going to be aired after all.

They also let 5 junior researchs go this morn, im one of them. 4 years at uni and a 6 month contract, gooodbuy jane, weve been in the pub since dinner,so im a bit p***"".
going back hometo hathrsage. sorry
JCc

JCC,

You can't beat a university education!

You should join the army - as an officer - of course.

You'd definately fit in.

« **Reply #39 on:** November 14, 2005, 05:49:45 pm »

Quote from: Tosh on November 14, 2005, 05:46:47 pm

JCC,

You can't beat a university education!

You should join the army - as an officer - of course.

You'd definately fit in.

I thought all officers had to be called either Rupert or Philippa!

« **Reply #40 on:** November 14, 2005, 06:18:56 pm »

Quote from: david@ St-Ives on November 14, 2005, 05:39:37 pm

Never mind you could always start window cleaning.

who'd give me a job?

« **Reply #41 on:** November 14, 2005, 06:25:17 pm »

i would

« **Reply #42 on:** November 14, 2005, 06:33:50 pm »

Quote from: Malc(G)old on November 14, 2005, 05:49:45 pm

I thought all officers had to be called either Rupert or Philippa!

'Jeremy' is quite popular too.

« **Reply #43 on:** November 14, 2005, 07:41:33 pm »

Quote from: david@ St-Ives on November 14, 2005, 06:25:17 pm

i would

Thanks, thats the only job offer on the table at the moment. im going to live with my parents in Hathersage in the peak district, just bellow Sheffield. Any good for anyone??

I'll send my cv and pics latter.

JCC