[ant french]

spose thats a good point, wouldnt want a stalker hey    if things get to bad drop them hey and get 2 more custys.

[Matthew Bateman]

That wont stop a stalker if she's that way inclined. Bit like bolting the stable-door after the horse has bolted.

[ant french]

all part of the job aint it meeting un hinged custys, my biggest fear is refusing to pay me

[Leeroy]

  i do a house who has a very attractive daughter who is in her early 20's.

  I was there doing the windows one lunch time when the daughter came home from work, no-one else was in, she said hello as she got out of her car so obviously she knew I was there.

  2 minutes later she was prancing around totally naked, but she wouldn't make eye contact, I took along time to do the windows that day.

  I also make sure that house is done around lunch time and have had a show several times!

 Others have been less than subtle, like the one who was moaning that she was bored, I asked whet she enjoyed to do as a hobby to pass her day - her reply - I like to ride c***!
  I steered well clear, very attractive but obviously a bit mental!!

OMG cant believe you didnt bang her one whats up with you lot....sheep playing hard to get

[JoeMax]

That's the point when my shift finishes..

[scud]

  i do a house who has a very attractive daughter who is in her early 20's.

  I was there doing the windows one lunch time when the daughter came home from work, no-one else was in, she said hello as she got out of her car so obviously she knew I was there.

  2 minutes later she was prancing around totally naked, but she wouldn't make eye contact, I took along time to do the windows that day.

  I also make sure that house is done around lunch time and have had a show several times!

 Others have been less than subtle, like the one who was moaning that she was bored, I asked whet she enjoyed to do as a hobby to pass her day - her reply - I like to ride c***!
  I steered well clear, very attractive but obviously a bit mental!!

OMG cant believe you didnt bang her one whats up with you lot....sheep playing hard to get

 I am married and wish to stay that way, you can tell a mental woman a mile off and they are just trouble waiting to happen.

[steven ainger]

 i thought they were all mental   

[ant french]

  i do a house who has a very attractive daughter who is in her early 20's.

  I was there doing the windows one lunch time when the daughter came home from work, no-one else was in, she said hello as she got out of her car so obviously she knew I was there.

  2 minutes later she was prancing around totally naked, but she wouldn't make eye contact, I took along time to do the windows that day.

  I also make sure that house is done around lunch time and have had a show several times!

 Others have been less than subtle, like the one who was moaning that she was bored, I asked whet she enjoyed to do as a hobby to pass her day - her reply - I like to ride c***!
  I steered well clear, very attractive but obviously a bit mental!!

OMG cant believe you didnt bang her one whats up with you lot....sheep playing hard to get

 I am married and wish to stay that way, you can tell a mental woman a mile off and they are just trouble waiting to happen.

thats every woman to me then, all my exs turn out this way lol

[Nick_Thompson]

  i do a house who has a very attractive daughter who is in her early 20's.

  I was there doing the windows one lunch time when the daughter came home from work, no-one else was in, she said hello as she got out of her car so obviously she knew I was there.

  2 minutes later she was prancing around totally naked, but she wouldn't make eye contact, I took along time to do the windows that day.

  I also make sure that house is done around lunch time and have had a show several times!

 Others have been less than subtle, like the one who was moaning that she was bored, I asked whet she enjoyed to do as a hobby to pass her day - her reply - I like to ride c***!
  I steered well clear, very attractive but obviously a bit mental!!

OMG cant believe you didnt bang her one whats up with you lot....sheep playing hard to get

You have to ask yourself, what kind of person behaves like that?
If she was prepared to walk around naked in front of a relative stranger, what else would she be prepared to do?
In my experience, those initial interactions with individuals that later turned out to be absolute psychopath, always revealed indications of their deranged mind.
And man, I’m telling you, an example of flagrant nudity is exhibiting all the signs.
Life's a lesson, and i'm old!

[Leeroy]

  i do a house who has a very attractive daughter who is in her early 20's.

  I was there doing the windows one lunch time when the daughter came home from work, no-one else was in, she said hello as she got out of her car so obviously she knew I was there.

  2 minutes later she was prancing around totally naked, but she wouldn't make eye contact, I took along time to do the windows that day.

  I also make sure that house is done around lunch time and have had a show several times!

 Others have been less than subtle, like the one who was moaning that she was bored, I asked whet she enjoyed to do as a hobby to pass her day - her reply - I like to ride c***!
  I steered well clear, very attractive but obviously a bit mental!!

OMG cant believe you didnt bang her one whats up with you lot....sheep playing hard to get

You have to ask yourself, what kind of person behaves like that?
If she was prepared to walk around naked in front of a relative stranger, what else would she be prepared to do?
In my experience, those initial interactions with individuals that later turned out to be absolute psychopath, always reviled indications of their deranged mind.
And man, I’m telling you, an example of flagrant nudity is exhibiting all the signs.
Life's a leason, and i'm old!

When I am 90 yrs old and beaten to death by some muggers I will know that I banged everything that moved and had no regrets

[Matthew Bateman]

But they, in hindsight, wish they hadnt let you, every last one of them 

Because they all thought that that was the least exciting and stimulating 5 seconds of their lives.

[Leeroy]

But they, in hindsight, wish they hadnt let you, every last one of them 

Because they all thought that that was the least exciting and stimulating 5 seconds of their lives.

Why would I care if they enjoyed it....

Whats wrong with being selfish and wanted to have my 5 seconds of fun...stuff them

[Perfect Windows]

But they, in hindsight, wish they hadnt let you, every last one of them 

Because they all thought that that was the least exciting and stimulating 5 seconds of their lives.

5 seconds?  Only if I do it twice.

Vin

[Tom White]

I had a belly-dancing teacher on my round; she's not slim, not fat, and she can drop to a full 'split position' on the floor without even having to stretch off first.  She's a real flirt - she's asked me to iron some of her clothes (I'm an ex squaddie so can iron sleeves on jackets), she's danced for me and she's was in a really unhappy marriage (they've now split up).

Once she told me that she'd been out for a night out when her husband was away, looking for a man, but didn't get one.  She asked me if I thought there was anything wrong with her!!!

After that, I used to time my arrival when I knew she'd be out, or turn up with Wor Lass, which kept her at bay.

She was a proper 'bunny boiler'.

Good dancer though; she could dance on one leg, with her other leg straight up in the air next to her head; quite amazing really.

One part of me was very tempted to be honest; but another part of me didn't want to.

[Nick_Thompson]

Leeroy

You sound like an interesting chap. Any other philosophical gems, he asked dispassionately.

[Matthew Bateman]

Leeroy

You sound like an interesting chap. Any other philosophical gems, he asked dispassionately.

Very good, I like that ;@)

[ant french]

aint the flirting part of it all the perk of the job. i love chatting women up and them doing it back. i know really deep down i wudnt do anything with a custy unless shes hot. all my custys arre mid 40s lol

[Nick_Thompson]

Ant

Do you only take on new customers if they are the right age, mid 40’s?

[Leeroy]

I dont mind shagging anything as long as they are not fat and they must be legal.


Thats why I clean my windows wearing a thong

[ant french]

Ant

Do you only take on new customers if they are the right age, mid 40’s?

no i was just saying my custys are all in there 40s for some reason, bit old for me.