WavieDavie

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Alternative Job Titles?
« on: June 14, 2004, 08:51:37 pm »
Our new man Colin Glenn reckons that he's a Transparent Weather Exclusion Systems Technician. I've been known to call myself a Visual Clarity Maintenance Executive on occasion, and I've heard of Vision Technician too.

Any other fancy job titles for window cleaners out there?
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Davie Park
Dalzell Window Cleaning Service - Edinburgh www.windowscleaner.co.uk

wrighty

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Re: Alternative Job Titles?
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2004, 09:25:27 pm »
yeah WINDOW CLEANER LOL
:P

WavieDavie

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Re: Alternative Job Titles?
« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2004, 09:39:02 pm »
Did you read it as . . .
Any other job titles for fancy window cleaners? ;)
You're a Scottish window-cleaner? Licensed or not, get yourself along to www.slwcn.org right now !

Davie Park
Dalzell Window Cleaning Service - Edinburgh www.windowscleaner.co.uk

Terry_Burrows

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Re: Alternative Job Titles?
« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2004, 11:20:37 pm »
;)yer traffic wardens they love slapping one on winda cleaners :P
WWW.FASTESTWINDOWCLEANER.CO.UK
GUINNESS WORLD RECORD HOLDER
BURNING RUBBER FASTER!
NATIONAL FEDERATION OF MASTER WINDOW CLEANERS.

jonesy5

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Re: Alternative Job Titles?
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2004, 12:32:24 am »
Glass Wall Maintenance Engineer
its what we are !!

WavieDavie

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Re: Alternative Job Titles?
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2004, 02:42:53 am »
Well, we could fluff that up to a Glazed Partitions Maintenance Engineer!

Any more bids? I'm not too sure about the "engineer" part though, how about Exteriors Division as a suffix?
You're a Scottish window-cleaner? Licensed or not, get yourself along to www.slwcn.org right now !

Davie Park
Dalzell Window Cleaning Service - Edinburgh www.windowscleaner.co.uk

Philip Hanson

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Re: Alternative Job Titles?
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2004, 03:35:51 am »
In America they say "Window Washers"
Editor, Professional Window Cleaner Magazine

"The irony of the information age is that it has given new respectability to uninformed opinion"
John Lawton

Craig_Mawlam

Re: Alternative Job Titles?
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2004, 12:13:54 pm »
In Holland they're called "Glassen Wassers".

Craig

david wood

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Re: Alternative Job Titles?
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2004, 02:01:10 pm »
in stockport were called window lickers ;D ;D ;D

simonb

Re: Alternative Job Titles?
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2004, 06:01:09 pm »
Well I'm a Transparent Wall Maintenance Operative, thats when I'm not a Scrim Wringer

karlosdaze

Re: Alternative Job Titles?
« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2004, 02:25:14 am »
Spain:-
Limpia Cristales.

WavieDavie

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Re: Alternative Job Titles?
« Reply #11 on: June 16, 2004, 02:40:37 am »
When I was starting out we used to stop off at a cafe run by this guy who had been in the windows game a while back. He told me an old name for window cleaners was "Diamond Scratcher".

What brought that back to mind was a new job I went to today - a 60's/70's self-build with big plates which had really thick frames which were varnished. And, needless to say, every time they were re-varnished, the old surface was sanded down . . . yes, you're ahead of me already - at least half an inch all round the edges was scratched. Cracking windows, but what a state they were in, a real sin.
You're a Scottish window-cleaner? Licensed or not, get yourself along to www.slwcn.org right now !

Davie Park
Dalzell Window Cleaning Service - Edinburgh www.windowscleaner.co.uk

Gordon_Taylor

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Re: Alternative Job Titles?
« Reply #12 on: June 16, 2004, 09:52:08 pm »
VISUAL PANEL ANALYST. ;D
Quality is doing it right, even when no-one is looking.

Neil Mc Anulty

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Re: Alternative Job Titles?
« Reply #13 on: June 18, 2004, 01:27:36 pm »
Optical Enhancement Technician.Thats how we' re referred to in Northern Ireland ;D

M4RK

Re: Alternative Job Titles? New
« Reply #14 on: June 22, 2004, 09:24:31 pm »
I know a lad who calls himself Bladerunner.

(Alright there Steve Ireson)

WavieDavie

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Re: Alternative Job Titles?
« Reply #15 on: June 22, 2004, 09:30:09 pm »
Better not let Lewis Doubtfire hear about that. TWO Bladerunners - just imagine  ::)
You're a Scottish window-cleaner? Licensed or not, get yourself along to www.slwcn.org right now !

Davie Park
Dalzell Window Cleaning Service - Edinburgh www.windowscleaner.co.uk