Has anyone pulled window cleaning?

« **on:** November 23, 2009, 04:15:00 pm »

Most of you must have seen the film confessions of a window cleaner have any of you pulled a woman while window cleaning?.

« **Reply #1 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:19:16 pm »

no but i would love to verey much soo. id love to feel and corres a womans breasts just once without having to pay for it. even a brothel turned me away before.totaly knocked my confidence.what is the best way to get a woman interested anyway whilst at work as all im doing is cleaning which isnt verey sexy is it unlike a bricklayer or fireman who the women all love. even bus drivers pull ladys. i sooo wana be a bus driver, if only i could lose 11 stone and stop eating.

« **Reply #2 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:21:52 pm »

the only thing i have pulled is a muscle

« **Reply #3 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:22:40 pm »

Quote from: elite mike on November 23, 2009, 04:21:52 pm

the only thing i have pulled is a muscle

Now now tiger no need for that

« **Reply #4 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:23:13 pm »

I've pulled a few faces in my time.

« **Reply #5 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:23:48 pm »

can we ban this ginger joe guy hes getting out of control?? is that possible??

reply to the initial question, hmmmm no

« **Reply #6 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:24:58 pm »

Quote from: JRDEasiReach on November 23, 2009, 04:23:48 pm

can we ban this ginger joe guy hes getting out of control?? is that possible??

reply to the initial question, hmmmm no

The mods will soon be onto it

« **Reply #7 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:26:11 pm »

Quote from: JRDEasiReach on November 23, 2009, 04:23:48 pm

can we ban this ginger joe guy hes getting out of control?? is that possible??

reply to the initial question, hmmmm no

He's posted 62 comments today he must be bored.

« **Reply #8 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:26:11 pm »

Quote from: Ninja on November 23, 2009, 04:22:40 pm

Quote from: elite mike on November 23, 2009, 04:21:52 pm
the only thing i have pulled is a muscle

Now now tiger no need for that

« **Reply #9 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:28:24 pm »

No leave him im enjoying it, ive never laughed so much in the last few days on this forum.

Blonde colin

« **Reply #10 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:30:14 pm »

Quote from: CMCleaning on November 23, 2009, 04:28:24 pm

No leave him im enjoying it, ive never laughed so much in the last few days on this forum.

Blonde colin

Id like to see a photo of him who else would?.

« **Reply #11 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:30:48 pm »

Matt Batemann taking the mick, He's a git :

Got to be him

« **Reply #12 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:32:08 pm »

Quote from: CMCleaning on November 23, 2009, 04:28:24 pm

No leave him im enjoying it, ive never laughed so much in the last few days on this forum.

Blonde colin

yeh i agree ,its a blast

« **Reply #13 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:34:32 pm »

Quote from: Cozy on November 23, 2009, 04:30:48 pm

Matt Batemann taking the mick, He's a git : Got to be him

Every time i see a post of his it makes me think of the austin powers scottish bloke.

« **Reply #14 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:35:19 pm »

ok heres 1 of me at school before i put the weight on

« **Reply #15 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:35:39 pm »

No i keep thinking of that crazy kid in the taxi

« **Reply #16 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:36:52 pm »

this is me now

« **Reply #17 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:37:16 pm »

Quote from: CMCleaning on November 23, 2009, 04:35:39 pm

No i keep thinking of that crazy kid in the taxi

Joes pulled
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QRy-PEgbls

« **Reply #18 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:38:48 pm »

This afternoon has had me in stitches.Thank God for the rain!

« **Reply #19 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:39:47 pm »

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_nhcB0qEJM

« **Reply #20 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:40:14 pm »

Quote from: ginger joe on November 23, 2009, 04:36:52 pm

this is me now

Tosh is going to love you...

« **Reply #21 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:41:40 pm »

Quote from: ginger joe on November 23, 2009, 04:36:52 pm

this is me now

my son and me are crying with laughter

« **Reply #22 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:49:12 pm »

gotta be a wind up...... funny as hell tho

« **Reply #23 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:51:27 pm »

thats not you now m8, you couldnt clean your ass looking like that never mind windows

« **Reply #24 on:** November 23, 2009, 04:55:41 pm »

Quote from: JRDEasiReach on November 23, 2009, 04:51:27 pm

thats not you now m8, you couldnt clean your ass looking like that never mind windows

Perhaps he uses a WFP to clean his a*s

« **Reply #25 on:** November 23, 2009, 05:19:51 pm »

This is Jabba just before his bed time. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk

« **Reply #26 on:** November 23, 2009, 05:25:23 pm »

Quote from: MB Window Cleaning on November 23, 2009, 05:19:51 pm

This is Jabba just before his bed time. lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmtzQCSh6xk

This is what he does in his spare time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUKmLk0M2xw

« **Reply #27 on:** November 23, 2009, 05:38:17 pm »

so no one pulled then

« **Reply #28 on:** November 23, 2009, 05:39:16 pm »

Quote from: Cozy on November 23, 2009, 04:30:48 pm

Matt Batemann taking the mick, He's a git : Got to be him

Not Squeaky then?

« **Reply #29 on:** November 23, 2009, 05:40:41 pm »

This topic has got me wondering

... im happy in a long term relationship ( long before i became a w/c.)

but do you singles guys ever get knocked back when looking for lurve.... the minute you say you are a window cleaner?

« **Reply #30 on:** November 23, 2009, 05:43:29 pm »

Quote from: Gazzasp8 on November 23, 2009, 05:38:17 pm

so no one pulled then

I have been out with a couple of (ex)customers down the years - at different times. They were both quite a while ago though and I don't think I would want to do that now as it can become a distraction from work.

« **Reply #31 on:** November 23, 2009, 05:44:59 pm »

Go to 22 mins

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtZG8rnnLL4

« **Reply #32 on:** November 23, 2009, 05:46:16 pm »

Quote from: Gazzasp8 on November 23, 2009, 05:40:41 pm

This topic has got me wondering

... im happy in a long term relationship ( long before i became a w/c.)

but do you singles guys ever get knocked back when looking for lurve.... the minute you say you are a window cleaner?

This isn't an answer to your question but once in the village i use to live in a doctor who wa a right p**t went home and found his wife in bed with the builder, and another bloke in the village found his wife in bed with another woman.

« **Reply #33 on:** November 23, 2009, 05:48:03 pm »

Quote from: Gazzasp8 on November 23, 2009, 05:40:41 pm

This topic has got me wondering

... im happy in a long term relationship ( long before i became a w/c.)

but do you singles guys ever get knocked back when looking for lurve.... the minute you say you are a window cleaner?

I suspect I have been knocked back before for that reason but they would never be honest enough to admit it IMO. Anyway, I've been in a decent relationship for some time. We don't live together and there's no pressure. I knew her for a long time before the friendship evolved into a relationship and she is well aware of how I earn my income.

« **Reply #34 on:** November 23, 2009, 06:03:17 pm »

Only thing i've pulled for the last couple of years is 100m of microbore :

« **Reply #35 on:** November 23, 2009, 06:04:37 pm »

Quote from: Cozy on November 23, 2009, 04:30:48 pm

Matt Batemann taking the mick, He's a git : Got to be him

Not me mate.

I thought was you actually

Then I thought was your chum wolfie, and thats who my money is on.

Apart from Gaby perhaps

« **Reply #36 on:** November 23, 2009, 06:08:06 pm »

OK it was me

« **Reply #37 on:** November 23, 2009, 06:09:08 pm »

Quote from: Cozy on November 23, 2009, 06:08:06 pm

OK it was me

Sorry I dont believe its you, theres no way your that funny

« **Reply #38 on:** November 23, 2009, 06:09:38 pm »

« **Reply #39 on:** November 23, 2009, 06:54:14 pm »

I have.
A customer put me onto a friend of her's who wanted her windows done in the summer.
To be fair, she knew I was single now, but it was a window request.

I went over, did the windows in 15 minutes and was there 2 hours.
I went out with her for about 2 months.
She was pretty tidy actually, but I just got bored. Rebound I guess.

I still "pop round" from time to time...

Oh, and actually my ex who I was with 10 years I met while cleaning a pub.

« **Reply #40 on:** November 23, 2009, 06:59:02 pm »

anybody know any single women who are looking while we are on the subject?

« **Reply #41 on:** November 24, 2009, 12:20:23 pm »

who is this plonker lol

« **Reply #42 on:** November 24, 2009, 12:37:30 pm »

Not pulled yet, but it can only be a matter of time. Maybe when the summer comes and I'm working in a T-shirt, I don't bother with the 6 pack, I've got the whole keg

« **Reply #43 on:** November 24, 2009, 12:59:59 pm »

When I first started I pulled every day

Now Ive got a van I leave the trailer at home.

« **Reply #44 on:** November 24, 2009, 01:12:12 pm »

i seemed to have got a bit lucky in the past.

one from a local gym i was cleaning the windows on.

a few from a hairdressers i was cleaning the windows on.

and a hotel we had been working on for a while.

all back in the day tho!

« **Reply #45 on:** November 24, 2009, 04:44:59 pm »

had a few girlfriends over the years that ive met when havin a cup of tea and u get to know them!but i stick to one women at a time now!great memories of my 20s window cleaning though!!

regards
dazmond

« **Reply #46 on:** November 24, 2009, 04:45:38 pm »

all the woman carnt get enough of me ,there hubands think im a ugly bugger, but there wifes love me,they go in the bedroom and walk about in the buff .

« **Reply #47 on:** November 24, 2009, 04:49:08 pm »

Quote from: bumper on November 24, 2009, 04:45:38 pm

all the woman carnt get enough of me ,there hubands think im a ugly bugger, but there wifes love me,they go in the bedroom and walk about in the buff .

lmao

« **Reply #48 on:** November 24, 2009, 04:58:26 pm »

I'm alright with snogging a customer until I find an Adam's apple under their chin.