"man up" joe hatten

« **on:** September 10, 2009, 04:39:28 pm »

just for you joe, this is how you do it.

derek

« **Reply #1 on:** September 10, 2009, 04:41:11 pm »

I will have to go to 4 weetabix for breakfast to manage that.

« **Reply #2 on:** September 10, 2009, 04:41:50 pm »

Oi Westy - tuck that t-shirt in !

Steve

« **Reply #3 on:** September 10, 2009, 05:22:22 pm »

oops, sorry steve. just finished a 5 bed house so was a bit sweaty, needed fresh air to me belly.

joe
only 4, ya big girl

derek

« **Reply #4 on:** September 10, 2009, 05:31:38 pm »

ok, ok, ok, .... I admit it..... I'm a wimp

« **Reply #5 on:** September 10, 2009, 05:38:05 pm »

i'm only pullin ya leg joe, hope i'm as fit as you when i'm in my fifties, you are in your fifties, right?
me and my worker are gonna do another photo, only this time we're making bullet belts to go across our chests but with spotter bottles instead of bullets, and a wand strapped to our backs like a samurai. still carrying the rx and the room dryer, with a caption that says, "its time to clean carpets and chew gum, and i'm all out of gum" well funny

derek

« **Reply #6 on:** September 10, 2009, 05:47:53 pm »

Photo doesnt look real to me

, Derek seems to have grown Boobs and there is a straight line on the T-shirt like its been cut out in Photo shop :

:

« **Reply #7 on:** September 10, 2009, 05:52:08 pm »

It's got to be real or Derek has got a chip on his shoulder

Shaun

« **Reply #8 on:** September 10, 2009, 05:56:32 pm »

Go on derek

recken its that viagra

« **Reply #9 on:** September 10, 2009, 06:01:38 pm »

viagra,
i got a one of them stuck in my throat last night.
woke up this morning with a stiff neck

derek

« **Reply #10 on:** September 10, 2009, 06:04:07 pm »

Quote from: clinton neylan on September 10, 2009, 05:56:32 pm

Go on derek

recken its that viagra

Clinton Is that the Peugeot or citroen in your pic?

« **Reply #11 on:** September 10, 2009, 06:12:08 pm »

Hi mate

Its my new citroen dispatch van

Going to upload the picies but its too large at mo so will get my mrs to load them up tmor.

« **Reply #12 on:** September 10, 2009, 06:45:25 pm »

Quote from: clinton neylan on September 10, 2009, 06:12:08 pm

Hi mate

Its my new citroen dispatch van

Going to upload the picies but its too large at mo so will get my mrs to load them up tmor.
If you download a program called shrink pic it does it automatically for you, its the biz.

« **Reply #13 on:** September 10, 2009, 06:49:22 pm »

Ah sounds good then for me will try it then

cheers for that

« **Reply #14 on:** September 10, 2009, 06:54:14 pm »

Looks good Clinton, have you put any pics up?

From Derek's picture I think he's got the national advertising sorted.... Watchdog 8.00pm

« **Reply #15 on:** September 10, 2009, 07:25:00 pm »

watchdog?

enlighten me mikey boy.
derek

« **Reply #16 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:14:11 pm »

Thanks mike

« **Reply #17 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:35:13 pm »

Yeah looks great Clinton, the new uniform looks a bit over the top though.

Sorry Derek I was getting mixed up I meant Crimewatch.

« **Reply #18 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:39:12 pm »

Cheers mike

« **Reply #19 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:43:33 pm »

I saw one the other day and they look like they hold a ton of kit for their size. Any idea yet on fuel consumption?

« **Reply #20 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:48:36 pm »

Hi mike

Il take some photos of the inside .

Got a water tank and pump in to run it van mount.Also got 150 ft hose,spotter machine,buffer,spotting kit sprayers vac loads of stuff and still have a bit more room lol.Used the back door space like dave ingham did as well.

Yes they do hold some gear and il fill up tmor and see how much it takes,must say even with all he weight it still pulls.maybe 35 or 40? mpg

« **Reply #21 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:49:00 pm »

Van looks fab although I would take the wheel trims off and have the standard factory fitted steel wheels. Them trims just look a bit cheap or motorworldish.

Just an observation, the van looks great though.

Matt

« **Reply #22 on:** September 10, 2009, 08:54:18 pm »

This is my expert van, Had it partially wrapped, The back doors and bonnet are done too. Im chuffed with it

DK

« **Reply #23 on:** September 10, 2009, 09:02:01 pm »

That looks good too. Been putting off having my van signwritten. Keep waiting for some inspiration, but I'm just losing money not having it done.

A few times now people have asked if I'm doing the drains. :

« **Reply #24 on:** September 10, 2009, 09:14:55 pm »

Matt the salesman put em on for me eh caint afford the real ones

Mike

Took me ages to decide what to go for and stared at a blank piece of paper for days lol got some family etc to come up with ideas.caint miss me now

Drains

yes get a sign done or something even if its small..

Dk

looks good too mate

« **Reply #25 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:39:34 pm »

I like it Clinton..... "Carpet Cleaning" No prizes for guessing what you do hey? My own problem of course would be that I need people to see that I do Oven Cleaning too....

My signage is getting changed, I'm leaving out the price for the oven cleaning (Bait and Switch isn't my thing!)and the only thing people seem to memorise is "Commercial and Domestic", so I'm looking at simplifying it all....

I'll pop a picture up tomoz....

« **Reply #26 on:** September 10, 2009, 10:50:11 pm »

looks the business that does clinton. like the red at the bottom,
is that a picture of you in the red lycra and the red helmet

mike
tut, thats just plain mean.

derek

« **Reply #27 on:** September 10, 2009, 11:03:08 pm »

Cheers Colin thats what i wanted with the c cleaning sign

Lets have a butchers mate

Well supose if you get busy you could drop the oven side

Cheers derek

I thought that too lol

« **Reply #28 on:** September 11, 2009, 12:00:48 am »

I'll employ someone else part time to do the oven cleaning when I get snowed under...

« **Reply #29 on:** September 11, 2009, 12:23:06 am »

Quote from: Derek West on September 10, 2009, 04:39:28 pm

just for you joe, this is how you do it.
derek

Fat numpty!

« **Reply #30 on:** September 11, 2009, 12:38:49 am »

Clinton

Get some of those business card holders. I had one on the combo and got a few jobs with that.

How long will it be before someone walks up and a says 'Do you do Carpet Cleaning?'

Derek

Not going to pull your leg anymore, you seem to take everything so dead serious. :

« **Reply #31 on:** September 11, 2009, 07:41:05 am »

Nice van Clinton - thought it was black!

Err Derek - so you think I am in my fifties, I only wish - try quarter way thro my sixties.

« **Reply #32 on:** September 11, 2009, 07:46:40 am »

Mike

No No i love it

Might get one of those then where do you get them from mike

Joe changed my mind lol

Am sure he is in his 50s

« **Reply #33 on:** September 11, 2009, 08:38:49 am »

Quote from: carpetworx on September 11, 2009, 12:23:06 am

Quote from: Derek West on September 10, 2009, 04:39:28 pm
just for you joe, this is how you do it.
derek

Fat numpty!

martin
i prefer reubenesque

derek

« **Reply #34 on:** September 11, 2009, 09:02:23 am »

this post should be called jockwatch!!! nevermind weetabix, more like protein shakes AND ANABOLICS...and am jus talking about ur vans...!

« **Reply #35 on:** September 11, 2009, 12:20:47 pm »

I got mine off ebay but not sure they are on there now , but there was thread on here about the guy who does them.

« **Reply #36 on:** September 11, 2009, 01:15:24 pm »

Clinton , eye catching , kids will like mascot.
thats some gym time eh !!!!

« **Reply #37 on:** September 11, 2009, 02:05:25 pm »

Cheers Ricky got to keep up with you young bucks

Been working on my arms

Mike

The card holders or anabolics

Ye il have a look on e bay for the holders mate thanks

« **Reply #38 on:** September 11, 2009, 05:37:46 pm »

Quote from: Paul_Ashworth on September 10, 2009, 05:47:53 pm

Photo doesnt look real to me , Derek seems to have grown Boobs and there is a straight line on the T-shirt like its been cut out in Photo shop : : :

paul

there not boobs, there pectorals.

do you seriously think its been photo shopped, its only an rx and a room dryer, whats and rx? about 50k? and a room dryer about 20k, its not like i'm lifting a van

« **Reply #39 on:** September 11, 2009, 06:35:10 pm »

the polo shirt is str8 b cos when mr wet has slung the machine over his shoulder its nipped his top and pulled it up...or maybe its the viagra...i was just wandering why u arent wearing ur cutoff pants, and ripped shirt, and why isnt ur skin green in that pic?

« **Reply #40 on:** September 11, 2009, 06:48:54 pm »

the reason i'm not green is i have man baths, none of this bath salts and aromertherapy oils, i use power burst, and if i'm slightly dirtier than normal, i chuck in some manly grease breaker, then an acidic rinse in the shower. it gets everything out

derek

« **Reply #41 on:** September 11, 2009, 07:33:23 pm »

Thought youd be a body shop man

Gillette man all the way for me

« **Reply #42 on:** September 11, 2009, 07:41:57 pm »

bloody ell clinton, you'll be using a glide next

derek

« **Reply #43 on:** September 11, 2009, 07:55:38 pm »

The best thread ever. No more from me here.

Pete (JS2)

« **Reply #44 on:** September 11, 2009, 10:05:26 pm »

Derek

No No

No way

« **Reply #45 on:** September 11, 2009, 10:14:28 pm »

Derek do you use one spray bottle or 2 in the shower?

Shaun

« **Reply #46 on:** September 11, 2009, 10:18:55 pm »

just the one, powerburst and greasebreaker in one, i have a chemical feed for the shower head wich holds the acidic rinse.

grrrrrrrrrrrr, manly bathing
derek

« **Reply #47 on:** September 11, 2009, 10:38:24 pm »

Do you put leather conditioner on after to keep your baby soft skin smooth?

Shaun

« **Reply #48 on:** September 11, 2009, 11:20:25 pm »

now your just being silly

anyways.
ive had 1 to many newkeys so for that reason, armoot, well! off to bed.
its been a hard days night, and ive been working like a dog. so its bo bo's for me.
derek