[derek west]

just for you joe, this is how you do it.
derek

[Joe H]

I will have to go to 4 weetabix for breakfast to manage that.

[Steve Barnett (Carpet Care Plus)]

Oi Westy - tuck that t-shirt in ! 




Steve

[derek west]

oops, sorry steve. just finished a 5 bed house so was a bit sweaty, needed fresh air to me belly.

joe
only 4, ya big girl
derek

[Joe H]

ok, ok, ok, .... I admit it..... I'm a wimp 

[derek west]

i'm only pullin ya leg joe, hope i'm as fit as you when i'm in my fifties, you are in your fifties, right?
me and my worker are gonna do another photo, only this time we're making bullet belts to go across our chests but with spotter bottles instead of bullets, and a wand strapped to our backs like a samurai. still carrying the rx and the room dryer, with a caption that says, "its time to clean carpets and chew gum, and i'm all out of gum" well funny
derek

[Paul_Ashworth]

Photo doesnt look real to me , Derek seems to have grown Boobs and there is a straight line on the T-shirt like its been cut out in Photo shop  : : :

[Shaun_Ashmore]

It's got to be real or Derek has got a chip on his shoulder

Shaun

[clinton]

Go on derek

recken its that viagra

[derek west]

viagra,
i got a one of them stuck in my throat last night.
woke up this morning with a stiff neck
derek

[sherco]

Go on derek

recken its that viagra

Clinton Is that the Peugeot or citroen in your pic?

[clinton]

Hi mate

Its my new citroen dispatch van

Going to upload the picies but its too large at mo so will get my mrs to load them up tmor.

[sherco]

Hi mate

Its my new citroen dispatch van

Going to upload the picies but its too large at mo so will get my mrs to load them up tmor.
If you download a program called shrink pic it does it automatically for you, its the biz.

[clinton]

Ah sounds good then for me will try it then 

cheers for that

[Mike Osbourne]

Looks good Clinton, have you put any pics up?

From Derek's picture I think he's got the national advertising sorted.... Watchdog 8.00pm 

[derek west]

watchdog?

enlighten me mikey boy.
derek

[clinton]

Thanks mike

[Mike Osbourne]

Yeah looks great Clinton, the new uniform looks a bit over the top though. 

Sorry Derek I was getting mixed up I meant Crimewatch. 

[clinton]

Cheers mike

[Mike Osbourne]

I saw one the other day and they look like they hold a ton of kit for their size. Any idea yet on fuel consumption?