Oliver James

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Based in Brum? Who ELSE wants up to £15 per hour?
« on: February 06, 2018, 12:32:31 pm »
REWARD!
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£100 in Cash
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if you help to recruit our next FULL OR PART TIME OR FULL TIME crew member and they stay for over TWENTY FOUR months.

Men and Women wanted for hazardous part-time / full-time window cleaning adventure.

Must LOVE the ‘White Van Man’ lifestyle. Breakfast at Greggs every day, frequent smoking breaks, dangerous levels of sweet tea consumption, copy of "The Sun" newspaper folded on the dashboard and your clothes permanently covered in a film of mud and dust.

Will be driving a white van; shocking, I know!. Anonymous behind the steel walls of this vehicle, you will be able to learn to drive like a total bounder, safe in the knowledge that you are already so low in the pecking order in the eyes of other road users that you could not possibly descend any further.

Must want to work with ‘four-eyed’ window cleaning geeks who have an insane passion for cleaning glass.
Must want to channel their ‘inner geek’ and aspire to one day empty an entire public bar with monotonous ‘dull as ditchwater’ chat that includes arcane jargon like: ‘Zero Degree Splay Brushes’, ‘Bi-angle Rinsing’, and ‘Wag-tail Rubbers.’

Bitter cold, early starts, or full time hours working while soaked to the skin.

We do have a gutter vacuum for tall buildings, but your idea of a good time must include clearing THIRD storey gutters near the roof of a tall town-house while working from a bendy 35kg ‘triple’ ladder at a height of over A HUNDRED feet.

If the gutter vacuum breaks down then your idea of fun must include cleaning out gutters that are full to the brim with toxic black slime and decomposing bird and rat carcasses with your bare hands.

Must have an insatiable appetite for brutally hard graft and an in
-sane passion for providing stellar levels of customer service.

Must want to be part of a prestige window cleaning service and work alongside ‘Top Gun’,  ‘Best of the Best’ window cleaners whose clients include MBE's, CBE's, and OBE's.

Pay of up to £15 per hour.

Must be a decent human being and good fun to work with.

Part time or Full-time with hours to suit, including afternoons and Saturdays. Flexible working, can work as and when you wish.

Good money, honour and recognition in event of success.

contact:
oliver@oliverthewindowcleaner.com

Due to our continued expansion we have an ongoing need for part time or full time talent. Flexible contracts; come and go as you please. Flexible hours, including afternoons and saturdays.

Contact oliver@oliverthewindowcleaner.com for a digital version of this advert for your social.

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Forum Admin

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Re: Based in Brum? Who ELSE wants up to £15 per hour?
« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2018, 12:42:10 pm »
Hi Oliver,

What's your agenda here? What is the reason for posting this to window cleaning members on Clean It Up?

Ste b

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Re: Based in Brum? Who ELSE wants up to £15 per hour?
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2018, 06:51:49 pm »
Hi Oliver,

What's your agenda here? What is the reason for posting this to window cleaning members on Clean It Up?

I’d ban him just for reading “the s*n”  ::)roll
The purpose of life is to have a life full of purpose

james peters

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Re: Based in Brum? Who ELSE wants up to £15 per hour?
« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2018, 07:02:06 pm »
he is bonkers  ::)roll

Clever Forum Name

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Re: Based in Brum? Who ELSE wants up to £15 per hour?
« Reply #4 on: February 07, 2018, 06:57:58 pm »
Trying to work out who has the most receding hair line  ???

Plankton

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Re: Based in Brum? Who ELSE wants up to £15 per hour?
« Reply #5 on: February 07, 2018, 09:37:49 pm »
Trying to work out who has the most receding hair line  ???
Trying to work out which one of those ladders reach 100 ft and it's only 35kg  ???

AuRavelling79

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Re: Based in Brum? Who ELSE wants up to £15 per hour?
« Reply #6 on: February 07, 2018, 10:04:22 pm »
I thought it was quite funny actually!

 ;D ;D ;D
It's a game of three halves!

Stoots

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Re: Based in Brum? Who ELSE wants up to £15 per hour?
« Reply #7 on: February 07, 2018, 10:05:23 pm »
Bell ends
 
 :D

Delta

Re: Based in Brum? Who ELSE wants up to £15 per hour?
« Reply #8 on: February 08, 2018, 02:28:04 pm »
Never knew Monty Don had a window cleaning round?


swanson

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Re: Based in Brum? Who ELSE wants up to £15 per hour?
« Reply #9 on: February 08, 2018, 03:16:43 pm »
Can't be that much of a bell end Adam
They seem to be doing very well.
Good luck to them.
I thought the add was funny