[Crystal-clear]

Whats the most embarrassing moment you've had as a window cleaner?

Being caught curling one out behind the conifers when I was busting for a crap and didn't realise the custard was in.

Mhabahhahahaha I'm crying of laughter what the heck!!!!
What did he say to you lol ))

[Joey Eastwood]

Yeah i think the getting caught dumping wins hands down haha. Been caught havin a few pees down back drains before

[Johnny B]

My most embarrassing moment was kneeling down having a wee wee behind a customer's compost heap, then noticing their teenage daughter look out of the window at me!

Another incident happened at the same house: I was up at one of the bedroom windows and saw the lady, with her back to me, quickly putting her trousers on!

John

[bobplum]

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[Ian101]

IAN101 .........actually working

nope wasnt me and I will sue you for slander !!

[Tom White]

Hmmmmmm I've so much to choose from....

Squeaky.  Yes, Squeaky is about the most embarrassing and weirdest thing I've seen.

[paul13]

Whats the most embarrassing moment you've had as a window cleaner?

Being caught curling one out behind the conifers when I was busting for a crap and didn't realise the custard was in.

Was telling one of the boys today about this and after he stopped laughing he says
mind that darren (guy who worked with us) took a poop in the back of the van
He said he wouldnt take him to tesco because was running late so darren said he
would poop in the van he thought he was kidding, until he got back to the van
and he was hovering over cleaning bucket.

[pdale]

The list goes on ... usually old blokes naked or in their boxers.

I once did a nursing home and had to be careful not to go to early, the site of an old dear putting on her stockings and suspenders has stuck with me for life!

Recently had a gay guy bending over over in front of the window in just his boxers.

Was canvassing once and had a woman sitting on the downstairs loo with the door partially open talking to me like she hadn't got a care in the world.

[paulswindows]

I had a lady came to the door while cleaning her teeth. She didn't stop cleaning them all the time she was attempting to talk to me. not even pausing to spit the toothpaste out, she just let it all dribble out of her mouth

[MATT BATEMAN (OWC)]

That wasn't toothpaste.

[poleman]

court a couple having sex on the sofa on a block of flats I was cleaning...to say they wasnt best please was a under statement

I was once asked if I would like to come inside for a coffee and winked at me (she was wearing a sexy lingerie) I was very young and got embarrassed 

[Fin Clearview]

During my 15 years...

A lad knocking one out in his room. Porn mag and duvet went flying. I dont know who was more embarresed tbh.

A bloke living in a ground floor flat who came out with a knife trying to cut the hose as i was cleaning upstairs as he said i was intruding.

A woman with Alzeimers who's only possessions were boxes stacked to the ceiling of pg tips.

First thing i learnt early on is there are some real fruits out there.