[Barnes Wallis]

Daz, the Porch may be fast but was wearing a crash helmet really necessary?

[H S and Son]

What is it about you boys and fast cars?

You dont feel inadequate in any areas of your lives do you?

[Tomboler]

Daz, the Porch may be fast but was wearing a crash helmet really necessary?

thinking of getting a new one myself but am worried the plans might get rejected

[G Griffin]

Daz, the Porch may be fast but was wearing a crash helmet really necessary?

thinking of getting a new one myself but am worried the plans might get rejected

I must have deliberately dropped an 'E'.
I can recommend a good arkitect, though.

[Barnes Wallis]

kNoah?

[Tomboler]

Daz, the Porch may be fast but was wearing a crash helmet really necessary?

thinking of getting a new one myself but am worried the plans might get rejected

I must have deliberately dropped an 'E'.
I can recommend a good arkitect, though.

[geefree]

sad lol.    taking pics too ... oh my lawdy lord. :

[dazmond]

so are you saying lads if a customer offered to take you for a spin in a porsche and you had a bit of time on your hands you would refuse?

i wouldnt get in the car with him again.140 mph is a bit fast on country lanes!!

i took the pic for my brothers 8 year old son.he loves sports cars at the moment!!

ill be honest lads money and fast cars DOES NOT IMPRESS ME!!it was a buzz though but i bit TOO fast for me!!!

[Darranvps]

One of our customers has a Jaguar XJ220 - Fantastic Car

[Pete10]

.....I'm with you Daz, fast cars dont do it for me......but its a good point....I struggle to look enthusiastic when customers show off something you wouldnt cross the street for.......their scatty Poodle.....their latest attempt at abstract sculpture.....their bottle top collection from trips to the West Country in the seventies with auntie...(no I'm not bored, i'm yawning cos i was up late last nite, honest)

New topic....whats the worst thing you've had to look interested in? decorating is the worst one for me....custie usually says "come and have a look, we've just done the lounge".....JEEEEZUSSS.......dark glasses please and I'm holding back the tears and crying inside with laughter !!!!!!

[dazmond]

pete on some of my round its....."do you like my new hot tub?"........"here s a pic of our new holiday home in south of france/spain!!"........."do you like our new kitchen?".....yawn....yawn....!!

then its my turn!!ldo you like my gardiner SLX and carbon gooseneck,its a sill brush by the way love!!

they soon pay up and let me get on with the job when i mention wfp equipment!!!

[Tom White]

My eyes my eyes my eyes my eyes my eyes

[Danny Guest]

Pmsl he's softening you up daz (more like your bum hole)

I always imagined daz to look like a real life cartman. Sorry daz it's just how I imagined you. You do look like a jw though with your hair.

That car is so coooool ! (sorry daz couldn't resist)

[Frankybadboy]

i wouldnt get in the car with him again.140 mph is a bit fast on country lanes!!

and he should have been reported to the police,fxcking idiot if hes driving that fast around country lanes.

[George P]

i wouldnt get in the car with him again.140 mph is a bit fast on country lanes!!

and he should have been reported to the police,fxcking idiot if hes driving that fast around country lanes.

cant help but agree, not saying ive never gone above limit (currently just got my 1st ticket) but on country lanes at that speed is ludicrous, im sure its fun, but people walking / horse etc on any number of blind bends doesent bode well at that speed, hope you were exagerating,

[dazmond]

it was a wide country lane and yes he was doing 140 mph.in fact he went from 60 mph to 140 mph in less than 5 seconds!! .

like ive already said i wont get in the car with him again!!

its easy to do 100 mph on the motorway in my car but i try and stick to the speed limits but dont always succeed!!

[George P]

it was a wide country lane and yes he was doing 140 mph.in fact he went from 60 mph to 140 mph in less than 5 seconds!! .

like ive already said i wont get in the car with him again!!

its easy to do 100 mph on the motorway in my car but i try and stick to the speed limits but dont always succeed!!

honestly not having a go, im sure it was fun, ( imust be getting old ), motorways you can see way ahead and make better judjements, country roads though are differant, that said (although never in a porshe ) id have done simillar when i was younger, (slower car - but worse brakes)

[james peters]

  lol when I was 17 I was in my freinds car, an austin maxi ...he was speeding through a lane and as we went over a smull humped bridge the car took off  ...he managed to stop within inches of a car coming the other way .... I crapped meself
so 140 in a lane :oOMG

[roundbuilder]

sorry but 140 down a country lane. 60-140 in 5 seconds. your having a bubble aint ya?.
what sort of twat would do that on a lane?.

[dazmond]

he s raced at silverstone mate!very experienced driver but wouldnt get in again!!these porsches are VERY FAST!!!