Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Terry_Burrows on January 28, 2004, 04:59:00 pm
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;) well some of you noted I was on capital Radio last
friday talking to chris Tarrant! ;) and yes I do have avery special the, :o window cleaners song that been requested here are the lyrics :P
let me dip you in me bucket and give you a squeeze! :D
would you let me climb ya ladder o your such a tease, :o
let me swing you in the cradle,I am beging ya please, :P
let me dip you in me bucket of love, ::)
verse, :)1
see you every day as you walk by,I wonder if you notice me way up in the sky, ???
all the fellas on the site they just whistle and call, :-*
but you just shake ya head and say nothing at all, :'(
I am a humble winda cleaner a man of jay cloth ;)
I work five days I get me weekends off :o chorus ;D
so let me dip you in me bucket and give you a squeeze :o
would you let me climb ya ladder o your such a tease ::)
let me swing you in me cradle I am beging you please :'(
let me dip you in me bucket of love, ;D
verse 2
I ll take you for a slap up steak chips and peas, ;)
Ill wear me favourit cap and me best dungerees :D
I could take you to the pictures pick you up if you like ???
I ve only gotta put an extra seat on me bike, :D
I am a humble winda cleaner a man of jay cloth, ;)
I work five days get me weekends off, ;D
repeat chorus
open to a record deal this would get number 1 :D
I sing it and ;) play guitar
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Will look out for you on pop Idol 8) ;D
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Well done Terry,
I am looking forward to your waterfed pole song, or will it be to rude. ;D
Regards
Reuben
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;)well ruby mate ;)who knows what the B side could be,
hope to see you at the show ;)in april ;)
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Some suggestions for song titles:
The clean, clean glass of home,
Ain't no window high enough,
The long and winding hose... (my favourite)
;D ;D ;D
Anyone got any other suggestions?
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Gary Glitter (he who should not be mentioned) used to sing "I'm Vileda Of The Gang"
Or maybe that was Shammy Davis Jnr?
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;)you have started it now ;D
Britney spears oops I cleaned it again ;)
ernie and he fastest squee gee in the west! :D
come on guys theres ton more :D ;D
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What about
Bridge over troubled water fed pole
Message in a bucket on a belt
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by the Crash Test Dummies
Unger do do do
Shiney happy window cleaners 8)
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Dire Straits - Sultans of Scrim
Go West - Don't Look Down
Alice Cooper - No More Mr Nice Guy (you owe me three cleans and I know you're in!)
Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter (the van's at the end of the road and the rain's coming on!)
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Bob the window cleaner, can he clean it, yes he can
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Puff the magic window cleaner
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;)robert palmer ;)
you might as well face it your addicted to gloves! ;D
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steamy windows tina turner ;)
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Supercallafradgalisticexpertwindowcleaner
or something like that
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there was a house in new orleans it needs the windows cleand
any way whats the tune to this number 1 hit
;D
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Window cleaning movies?
Full Metal Bucket
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Lord of the rungs
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window cleaner of oz
Actor - Shammy davis jnr
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;)Beatles
love love me tools :o 8)
baby you can drive my van :D
movies
top rung!
smokey and the vannette ;)
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Lord of the rungs
Shouldn't that be "Lord of the rungs-The return of the Scrim?"
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"Independence spray"
"Starbrite wars-The silicon menace"
"Spiderman"
"The chamois King" (Elton Burrows)
"GG3-The extra terrestial"
"The sponge reloaded"
"Forrest water fed pump"
"Squeegee Impossible"
"Joy Story"(For Americans)
"The Squeegee-ator"
"Dances with tools"
"The silence of the shams"
Grease, Rain-man, Home Alone, Spiderman, Waterworld, Lethal weapon, The perfect storm-all disqualified for stating the obvious.
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What about
Fleetwood mac Tell me lies :-X
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Dom- "The Sound of Silence".
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PRETTY BUBBLES
IM FOREVER CLEANING WINDOWS DIRTY WINDOWS IN
THE SKY I CLIMB SO HIGH I poop MY PANTS AND WHEN
I FALL I SQUASH THE ANTS PUNTERS ALWAYS MOANING
WORKMATES MOANING TOO IM FOREVER CLEANING WINDOWS DIRTY WINDOWS JUST FOR YOU..
DUN..DUN ;)
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Silence is golden
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Theres a hole in my bucket
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jack nicklescrim the shineing :P ??? ??? i will allways scrub you.. it b whos scrim
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;) :D ;D
VERY GOOD GUYS! ;) I am IM PRESSED!
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Who are you ??? :o
by The Who
Kevin
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this glass was made for washing and thats just what ill do,
one these days im gona clean al over town do do do
yes i know its bad but its my last attenpt lol
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I found a contender!!! :o
http://www.propertysnaps.co.uk/gerryanderson/poems/poem4.htm
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See ya later Applicator.
Gerry.
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Welcome to the pleasure Dom
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Hey Terry you got competition from the punk metal singing window cleaner,
By day Hendrix Dead Boy cleans the windows of Nottingham's public houses. By night he fronts the punk-metal band Sic Boy Federation.
maybe you could get them to play at the fed bash in april :)
www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/features/2003/ 09/notts_faces_hendrix_dead_boy.shtml
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Right then, are you sitting comfortably . . .
This is Turbo in competition
http://www.fastestwindowcleaner.co.uk/T%20Burrows.jpg
And this is him after putting his finger in the cigarette lighter on the dash
http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/features/2003/09/notts_faces_hendrix_dead_boy.shtml
Sorry Terry - couldn't resist ;)