I had a call today. "Hi, do you still do carpet cleaning?" yes i said (immediately knew it was that annoying asian lady that always pesters me about the price before and after the clean! so was on my sh*te list), "do you still do 4 carpets for £40?" £40!!!! away to yer bed sprang to mind!
"NO, sorry we only do commercial work now, have a good day" and hung up on her :-)
Tony