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Title: I make myself laugh
Post by: Stoots on April 10, 2024, 11:26:34 am
This perked up my day

Cleaning a house

Woman came out over road can I have a quote.

No problem, I'll come over when I've done this house.

Goes and gets a pen out of van, walk across road.

 I'm counting windows talking to myself as i walk over...8 quid front, 2 quid side, let's look at  look at back....oh there's a garage no back acces no thanks  :D

Jumped back into van giggling to myself and drove off  ;D

Title: Re: I make myself laugh
Post by: KS Cleaning on April 10, 2024, 11:37:13 am
If it’s across the road, couldn’t you have offered her a front only ‘premium’ price?
Title: Re: I make myself laugh
Post by: High-Tower on April 10, 2024, 12:42:45 pm
Should have quoted fronts only, I’ve quite a few who leave the garage unlocked for me same as leaving the gate unlocked, no big deal.
Title: Re: I make myself laugh
Post by: Smudger on April 10, 2024, 01:21:26 pm
you have a weird sense of humour  ;D
Title: Re: I make myself laugh
Post by: Simon Trapani on April 10, 2024, 01:26:35 pm
Yeh, sod that. Sooner or later they’ll want the back doing.

And as for going through garages🙄Hose catches on bikes etc pulling them over. Nightmare. No thanks. Not for all the tea in china.
Title: Re: I make myself laugh
Post by: zesty on April 10, 2024, 02:00:40 pm
You could of just put a decent price in and see how it went…?
Title: Re: I make myself laugh
Post by: robbo333 on April 10, 2024, 05:14:24 pm
As it was 'across the road', I would have had a look inside the garage and see if she is prepared to leave a key out under the bin. ,
I have a few of these and rarely a problem, if there is a problem, then half price fronts and all is good.
Title: Re: I make myself laugh
Post by: dazmond on April 10, 2024, 06:07:04 pm
This perked up my day

Cleaning a house

Woman came out over road can I have a quote.

No problem, I'll come over when I've done this house.

Goes and gets a pen out of van, walk across road.

 I'm counting windows talking to myself as i walk over...8 quid front, 2 quid side, let's look at  look at back....oh there's a garage no back acces no thanks  :D

Jumped back into van giggling to myself and drove off  ;D

No wonder you have a high turnover of customers....🤣

You have no people skills whatsoever.if I didn't fancy the job I would of just told her politely no thanks rather than rudely driving off.

Your always moaning about having to drive a lot as your work is spaced out and not compact.

It's foolish to turn down work that's just over the road from other jobs.this is how you build your round up to be a fantastic compact run (over time)....
Title: Re: I make myself laugh
Post by: Ascjim on April 11, 2024, 08:59:40 am
This perked up my day

Cleaning a house

Woman came out over road can I have a quote.

No problem, I'll come over when I've done this house.

Goes and gets a pen out of van, walk across road.

 I'm counting windows talking to myself as i walk over...8 quid front, 2 quid side, let's look at  look at back....oh there's a garage no back acces no thanks  :D

Jumped back into van giggling to myself and drove off  ;D

No wonder you have a high turnover of customers....🤣

You have no people skills whatsoever.if I didn't fancy the job I would of just told her politely no thanks rather than rudely driving off.

Your always moaning about having to drive a lot as your work is spaced out and not compact.

It's foolish to turn down work that's just over the road from other jobs.this is how you build your round up to be a fantastic compact run (over time)....

I agree, the OP was very rude where it wasn't just.
Title: Re: I make myself laugh
Post by: AuRavelling79 on April 11, 2024, 09:07:49 am
What a strange attitude.

Besides just being a decent helpful bloke - practically - just set out your stall.

"I only do regular unannounced work madam - I have several jobs like yours where I clean the front and accessible sides every time and the backs of you can let me through if you are in. I don't prearrange times or days. Does that work for you?"

Even in my 'flounce' days I wouldn't have treated her like that.
Title: Re: I make myself laugh
Post by: DJW on April 11, 2024, 11:31:50 am
Have you given up flouncing these days? Hope you haven’t started mincing..
Title: Re: I make myself laugh
Post by: Stoots on April 11, 2024, 05:37:43 pm
This perked up my day

Cleaning a house

Woman came out over road can I have a quote.

No problem, I'll come over when I've done this house.

Goes and gets a pen out of van, walk across road.

 I'm counting windows talking to myself as i walk over...8 quid front, 2 quid side, let's look at  look at back....oh there's a garage no back acces no thanks  :D

Jumped back into van giggling to myself and drove off  ;D

No wonder you have a high turnover of customers....🤣

You have no people skills whatsoever.if I didn't fancy the job I would of just told her politely no thanks rather than rudely driving off.

Your always moaning about having to drive a lot as your work is spaced out and not compact.

It's foolish to turn down work that's just over the road from other jobs.this is how you build your round up to be a fantastic compact run (over time)....

I don't want pita jobs mate, I find this job boring enough without adding more work I don't want to do. My round is fine can't remember moaning about it not being compact I'm never more than a minute away from my next job.

Granted it was rude but then again I can't say no so I would have probably agreed to do the job then not turned up.

Either way I found it amusing
Title: Re: I make myself laugh
Post by: dazmond on April 11, 2024, 05:54:18 pm
This perked up my day

Cleaning a house

Woman came out over road can I have a quote.

No problem, I'll come over when I've done this house.

Goes and gets a pen out of van, walk across road.

 I'm counting windows talking to myself as i walk over...8 quid front, 2 quid side, let's look at  look at back....oh there's a garage no back acces no thanks  :D

Jumped back into van giggling to myself and drove off  ;D

No wonder you have a high turnover of customers....🤣

You have no people skills whatsoever.if I didn't fancy the job I would of just told her politely no thanks rather than rudely driving off.

Your always moaning about having to drive a lot as your work is spaced out and not compact.

It's foolish to turn down work that's just over the road from other jobs.this is how you build your round up to be a fantastic compact run (over time)....

I don't want pita jobs mate, I find this job boring enough without adding more work I don't want to do. My round is fine can't remember moaning about it not being compact I'm never more than a minute away from my next job.

Granted it was rude but then again I can't say no so I would have probably agreed to do the job then not turned up.

Either way I found it amusing

There's nothing pita about a front only job right near other work that's why I can still earn very good hourly rates(even on  my cheaper compact estate work)with minimal van moves.😃👍

I prefer to be honest and straight with people (rather than let people down I'll just say I don't want to take the job on)
Title: Re: I make myself laugh
Post by: deeege on April 11, 2024, 05:59:41 pm
I probably take on 1 in every 10 enquiries these days, residential jobs have literally gotta be perfect for me to even consider adding to the round these days.

That said I’d never just ignore someone like that. Atleast just say sorry it’s not a job for me.
Title: Re: I make myself laugh
Post by: AuRavelling79 on April 11, 2024, 06:36:24 pm
Have you given up flouncing these days? Hope you haven’t started mincing..

I used to enjoy a good flounce. But someone on here tactfully suggested I try and politely train customers to do things my way.

1. It works by and large.
2. I enjoy my work more.
Title: Re: I make myself laugh
Post by: Stoots on April 11, 2024, 07:25:44 pm
I probably take on 1 in every 10 enquiries these days, residential jobs have literally gotta be perfect for me to even consider adding to the round these days.

That said I’d never just ignore someone like that. Atleast just say sorry it’s not a job for me.


I would then have to knock on the door and explain why i didnt want to do it

It was easier for me to just walk away and not have to put myself in an uncomfortable position....i guess thats the underlying reason.

the fact i found it amusing i cant explain lol
Title: Re: I make myself laugh
Post by: Stoots on April 11, 2024, 07:27:22 pm
This perked up my day

Cleaning a house

Woman came out over road can I have a quote.

No problem, I'll come over when I've done this house.

Goes and gets a pen out of van, walk across road.

 I'm counting windows talking to myself as i walk over...8 quid front, 2 quid side, let's look at  look at back....oh there's a garage no back acces no thanks  :D

Jumped back into van giggling to myself and drove off  ;D

No wonder you have a high turnover of customers....🤣

You have no people skills whatsoever.if I didn't fancy the job I would of just told her politely no thanks rather than rudely driving off.

Your always moaning about having to drive a lot as your work is spaced out and not compact.

It's foolish to turn down work that's just over the road from other jobs.this is how you build your round up to be a fantastic compact run (over time)....

I don't want pita jobs mate, I find this job boring enough without adding more work I don't want to do. My round is fine can't remember moaning about it not being compact I'm never more than a minute away from my next job.

Granted it was rude but then again I can't say no so I would have probably agreed to do the job then not turned up.

Either way I found it amusing

There's nothing pita about a front only job right near other work that's why I can still earn very good hourly rates(even on  my cheaper compact estate work)with minimal van moves.😃👍

I prefer to be honest and straight with people (rather than let people down I'll just say I don't want to take the job on)

Maybe, offering front only didnt really cross my mind tbh but ive got too much work as it is im really not that bothered at all
Title: Re: I make myself laugh
Post by: Simon Trapani on April 11, 2024, 10:01:16 pm
Yeh, you should have manned up & just said you didn’t want to do it. It is hard but you get used to it.