Just typing my last post on here and I get a phone call which went thus:-
Her: Hi, it's Kate of (XYZ) close (laughing) where are you have you retired?
Me: (Smugly) No ... I last called on the 22nd of July and I'm due after 8 weeks which is next week!
Her: That's almost two months ago!
Me: (Realisation setting in) Oooh errrr sorry - everyone else in the road is two monthly, you're monthly - I'll be round tomorrow morning (only half a mile away).
Her:
I hope you don't mind but I grabbed a window cleaner with a ladder and squeegee I was so desperate - Never again! Marks everywhere! Awful! Do you mind putting it right?Me: No worries sorry to put you out - see you tomorrow!