Clean It Up
UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: PHILIP HARDY on December 09, 2018, 08:57:25 am
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With a sad story
Paddy was on his death bed and knew the end was near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast .
He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready he begins to speak:
"My son Seamus, I want you to take the houses in Cultra."
"My daughter Geraldine , you take the apartments over in Malone Road."
"My son Patrick Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City centre."
"Bridget, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road ."
The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, "Mrs. O'Shaughnessy, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property"..
"Property?”, his wife replies. “The feckin idiot had a window cleaning round." 😜😜
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That must be around the 5th time I've heard this in the last few weeks.
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How do you tell the difference between a window cleaner and a coal miner?
Ask them to pronounce unionised.
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Oh dear
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what does D N A stand for???
national dyslexic association ;D
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whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?
.....I DONT KNOW AND I DONT CARE!!...... ;D