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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: Archer on July 14, 2013, 06:25:29 pm

Title: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 14, 2013, 06:25:29 pm
Job vacancy for an experienced window cleaner/ driver in the Bolton area if anyone knows someone.

Must be experienced using waterfed pole,

Thanks
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: George P on July 14, 2013, 06:32:07 pm
a waterbed pole, is that so they can work whilst sleeping  ;D
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: GB Window Cleaning on July 14, 2013, 07:39:31 pm
i wouldn't have thought a water bed and poles would be a good mix due to puncture risk?!  :P
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: George P on July 14, 2013, 08:15:39 pm
i wouldn't have thought a water bed and poles would be a good mix due to puncture risk?!  :P

its fine so long as arm bands are worn (brightly coloured so as can be seen from a distance) and a lifeguard on standby with direct access to emergeny services, should it be required  ;D
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: AuRavelling79 on July 14, 2013, 09:49:53 pm
Bolton eh? ... could use one of those water cannon thingies they use in Northern Ireland. Keep the knuckledraggers away and have plenty of water for your waterbed.... errr waterfed pole.
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 14, 2013, 10:46:04 pm

Spelling mistake  ;D
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: GB Window Cleaning on July 14, 2013, 10:47:32 pm
 ;D Lol @ at all the reply's
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: bumper on July 15, 2013, 06:53:55 am
Do you allow lads off to sign on because they will have to go back to bolton or day off to sign on and do they get paid for day off.

Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 15, 2013, 07:41:34 am
Bumper,

What kind of comment is that
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: DG Cleaning on July 15, 2013, 10:43:00 am
Do you allow lads off to sign on because they will have to go back to bolton or day off to sign on and do they get paid for day off.



The best way would be to have the round set up so there's work near the job centre on signing on day that way the employees don't waste too much time.
Business is all about planning.
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: p1w1 on July 15, 2013, 11:19:12 am
Do you allow lads off to sign on because they will have to go back to bolton or day off to sign on and do they get paid for day off.



The best way would be to have the round set up so there's work near the job centre on signing on day that way the employees don't waste too much time.
Business is all about planning.
Good advice there
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 15, 2013, 02:49:05 pm
I am a complete pkcri for posting on here thinking I would get a normal helpful answer,  as you are as thick as me with your replies

Not a clue what your answers are about
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: DG Cleaning on July 15, 2013, 03:14:46 pm
I am a complete pkcri for posting on here thinking I would get a normal helpful answer,  as you are as thick as me with your replies

Not a clue what your answers are about

Try the job centre, you could poach staff from the competition
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 15, 2013, 06:21:42 pm

You are very odd, I put a question on the forum and a Mong comes out with answers like you
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: DG Cleaning on July 15, 2013, 08:18:38 pm

You are very odd, I put a question on the forum and a Mong comes out with answers like you

Mong?
What delightful prose you use  ;D
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 15, 2013, 08:22:26 pm

Why don't you go cottaging or something that you would normally do rather than trying to be a clever richard
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: DG Cleaning on July 15, 2013, 08:34:08 pm
The fish has taken the bait, hook line and sinker.
Time to reel it in ;D
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 15, 2013, 10:13:37 pm


The post was about trying to find someone who may know someone who is looking for a job basically, but not to worry.

Unlike some halfwits that come on here I know in which direction I am going work wise, even if I can be argumentative and awkward myself.

Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: DG Cleaning on July 15, 2013, 11:01:47 pm


The post was about trying to find someone who may know someone who is looking for a job basically, but not to worry.

Unlike some halfwits that come on here I know in which direction I am going work wise, even if I can be argumentative and awkward myself.

The only way is up, baby ;D




Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 15, 2013, 11:05:02 pm
Dg,

Is your sister your mum

And your brother your dad


That's definite, listening to the crap you talk
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 15, 2013, 11:23:24 pm

No need to, he is actually a boxer.

Would love to meet you, and have a sparring session

Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 15, 2013, 11:33:20 pm

I got them drawn on me by a bell end from Germany who's sister is his mum.

He suffers from small man syndrome and can't make his partner cum, that's why she's getting drilled by half of berlin
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: windiewasher on July 15, 2013, 11:35:02 pm
Where did you get those specs Archer? They look really good. You look really scarey  :D
;D
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 15, 2013, 11:35:38 pm
Correct,

She sees plenty of them coz you are inadequate

Oh well
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 15, 2013, 11:36:36 pm

Windiewasher


You still on the breast at your age, that's bad  :-[
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: windiewasher on July 15, 2013, 11:38:58 pm

Windiewasher


You still on the breast at your age, that's bad  :-[
Stop the snorting fella,its no good for you!
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 15, 2013, 11:40:18 pm
Why is your foreskin on your shoulders windiewasher
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 15, 2013, 11:41:43 pm

Because you always get to sit at the front at the flower arranging club and I can't see, suppose that's coz your dads your brother and he knows teacher
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: windiewasher on July 15, 2013, 11:44:46 pm
Why is your foreskin on your shoulders windiewasher
Atleast its not on my forehead like yours is!
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 15, 2013, 11:46:30 pm

I'm afraid yours is a lot bigger than mine, but that's why keeping it in the family is taboo, end up with people like you windiwasher
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 15, 2013, 11:49:31 pm

Bet there's lots of lads round where you like with a head like that from smashing it against your headboard
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: roundbuilder on July 15, 2013, 11:53:15 pm
How much wax do you need to get a shine like that?

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1373928463_zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.jpg)
Gaybar?.
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 15, 2013, 11:53:20 pm
Frustrated housewife,

Husband thinks he's English but goes back to roots in Germany looking for his sister, who is his mum
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 15, 2013, 11:54:22 pm

Mick,

Are you wanting to jump in and start slagging off
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: windiewasher on July 15, 2013, 11:54:45 pm
How much wax do you need to get a shine like that?

(http://www.cleanitup.co.uk/smf/1373928463_zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.jpg)
Is that you Archer?I thought you must be about 18 by the way you post,im shocked!
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: roundbuilder on July 15, 2013, 11:55:12 pm
Archer defo not i think your you a top and a wise man. Can defo give as good as you get!. Cant beat a bit of drunken banter lol.
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 15, 2013, 11:55:59 pm
Windiewasher,

Don't be shocked, my parents are not related at birth, unlike yours
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 15, 2013, 11:57:29 pm
Ok mick thanks


As for the other 2 who have smelly brown tips coz they are so far up each other you are very odd
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: KLEENAWAY on July 15, 2013, 11:59:02 pm
Alrite chris

Got anymore details about the job mate? Like pay and hours, or would you prefare to txt me pal? Iv got a loads of mates in Atherton that are wc's that could be interested.

Danny
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Archer on July 16, 2013, 12:01:16 am
Bacon,

Seriously, for anyone interested in this post why not take up my offer now to meet up, and rather than score cheap points do it face to face.

No idle threat or me being clever over a computer, I will back my words up seriously.

As you know I have offered this to you before but you just be clever with your comments.

Seriously, why don't we do it, anyone that knows me on here knows I am being serious
Title: Re: Window cleaner/driver wanted - Bolton
Post by: Tom White on July 16, 2013, 12:06:21 am

Seriously, for anyone interested in this post why not take up my offer now to meet up, and rather than score cheap points do it face to face.

No idle threat or me being clever over a computer, I will back my words up seriously.

As you know I have offered this to you before but you just be clever with your comments.

Seriously, why don't we do it, anyone that knows me on here knows I am being serious

Archer; anyone; threats veiled or otherwise will not be tolerated.  Please do not wind up the Archer either.  He's not banned, just placed on the naughty step for a few days.

And it is possible to discuss any point robustly without resorting to this kind of posting.