[woodman]

Every body else is at it;

So I've been thinking, we should make up our own calender made up of members from this board for 2006.

We could pose in a seductive manner half naked with our tackle slightly obscurred by our 'tools' of the trade.For example I would sit astride a sofa covered only by a very long vac hose you get the idea.

But what members would be what months,

Obviously I would be May as I am always filled with joys of spring

John Bolton would be December for obvious reasons, but what about the other months,who do you nominate?

I wouldn't give it out to any of your customers though I couldn't cope with the rush

Merry xmas

[Len Gribble]

I’ll go for March sign of ram, birth mouth.

Best get myself down the gym!

Len

[Mike Halliday]

and what are you going to do with these calenders? scare small children :

if I wanted to see half naked men I'd visit our local turkish bath.

how about getting our wifes to pose it bit like the WI did a couple a couple of years ago.

if not, put me down for August ( I always look better with a nice tan)

[stevegunn]

Buy a Kirsty Gallagher calender

[stevegunn]

Or an Abi calender

[John_Flynn]

Can I be December and show off the Grey/White hares onmy chest??

[paul@ctcs]

Not an abi fan 

[Ian Gourlay]

If my diet works and the hair on my head returns I may consider it.


But all of the above is very doubtful

[Mike_Boxall]

If we don't get a calendar off the ground it may well be worth considering clubbing together next year to have some Xmas cards printed in bulk.

I don't know if anyone has seen the Numatic Christmas cards but they do very well with it.

If someone knew a good artist and they could come up with some funny carpet cleaning / christmas ideas I'm sure there would be enough interest on herel to warrant getting them printed at a reasonable price!?

Regards
Mike

[stevegunn]

Over to Mr Halliday

[carloso]

now heres a mixed idea for a calender.

i have recently been leaving a stand up 1 page brochure at various new sites and as it stands up on its own on the desk i am about to incorporate a calender on the rear, so they have a reason to keep my info on show.
well howabout this
produce your leaflet landscape and tri fold like a stansard 22 x 10.5cm envelope and incorporate a calender, the difference  being if you drop in april make an april to april calender, if in august , august to august
for those of you with existing costomers when the job is done give them a 2 year calender leaflet  highlighting all your services and most importantly highlighting when, what you have just done should need doing again
 if you can give them something to leave by the phone you may even get some referal work as they talk to friends and your details are available.
all this can be done on the good old pc and a packet of160gm card