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UK Window Cleaning Forum => Window Cleaning Forum => Topic started by: dd on April 26, 2021, 11:44:49 am

Title: Another day in the life of NWH
Post by: dd on April 26, 2021, 11:44:49 am

Loaded up the Berlingo with my barrels of rainwater and backpack.

I had to get up early to drain the neighbour's water butt. Last time he caught me though he offered to provide me an extra ar$ehole, which I thought could be useful as it is where most people tell me I talk from.

45 minute drive to first 3 bed semi of the day. Manage to clean 6 x 3 bed semi's @ £5 a go so return home with £30 cash and only had to drive 200 miles.

Get home and Mummy says "No cocoa or bed time story tonight Nigel, the neighbour caught you emptying his water butt again - he has cctv now." (I really hope he did not see what I did to his garden gnome).

Oh well, could be worse - she didn't ban me from CIU.

Title: Re: Another day in the life of NWH
Post by: NWH on April 26, 2021, 01:02:08 pm

You know me so well 🤣🤣 careful you’ll get banned.

Title: Re: Another day in the life of NWH
Post by: AuRavelling79 on April 26, 2021, 02:38:12 pm

To dd and NWH...

dd, very amusing post which I hope NWH takes as a spotlight as to how he may be viewed on this forum and reins in the drivel. However - thread locked.

NWH, please rein in the non stop posting of drivel, it is irritating to many forum members and a continuation will result in a longer ban.