[derek west]

for sale

08 traffic van VL mileage
boxer 421
200 ft pipe
rx20
sx12
bowser twin axle trailer unit
extras as long as my arm.

comes complete with assistant on minimum wage

3 x websites

this business is wanting nothing

just been offered a job i can't refuse so everything must go.

offers under £5000 will not be taken seriously.

thanks

[from edge2edge]

Ist of April before noon

[derek west]

well done al, delete your post and make me an offer

[from edge2edge]

Morning Derek cant believe you would be selling up though as you seem very sold on being a self employed carpet cleaner   Alan

[richy27]

may i have the rx

[adimarsh]

As it's April 1st I'll join in and offer 2s 6d (old money for those who can remember).

[garry22]

Glad it's a wind up Derek.

You'd be a great loss ,

Garry

[Dennis]

Bugger - best news all year and it's a wind up!!!!! 
















Still before 12 

[richie]

give me your phone number derek, will buy it off you.

[Dennis]

Blazer XL for 99p Richie? - not April fool. 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BLAZER-XL-TRUCK-MOUNTED-STEAM-CLEANING-MACHINE_W0QQitemZ270556373700

[derek west]

Glad it's a wind up Derek.

You'd be a great loss ,

Garry

cheers garry mate, made my day.


and yes its an april fools so can people stop ringing with offers which are now up to £100,000

[Shaun_Ashmore]

I wanted the helper!

Shaun