I had a big female receptionist complain to me this morning, 'cos I was dripping water all over their windows.
I clean the offices above their establishment, and there's no way I'm going to use a ladder. Especially since I did offer my services to them (they're new - just moved in - not poaching) and they've found a cheaper window cleaner (I know this as they asked for three quotes) and I know the window cleaner who got the job; he cleaned them on Saturday.
Anyway, this big battle-axe came running out shouting 'stop stop' and I carried on working; I knew what was comming.
She told me that they'd only had their windows cleaned yesturday and that I was making them all wet.
I explained, while still working that there's a lot of 'elf 'n' safety about these days, and this is the way I do it.
She repeated that she'd just had her windows cleaned yesturday.
I then went onto explain that there was very little difference between pure water and rain water; and that it had rained last night; anyway!
She repeated that she'd just had her windows cleaned yesturday; once more; so I decided to 'split a few hairs'; wind her up a bit; and told her that she was lying. I know her window cleaner and I know when he did them and it wasn't yesturday, and her windows had been rained on at least five times since then.
She turned red; especially when I called her a liar! I know I shouldn't use such provacative language; but I do like to wind people up; I can't help myself!
I did help her out in the end and told her that I always clean this particular account first thing, on the 1st working day of each month, and to get her window cleaner to come later in the day.
But just to be a proper wind up merchant, I may do it on the 2nd or 3rd working day of next month.
How do you lot deal with situations like this?