Nope.
If I wrote 'hearse' instead of 'van' I would have to explain. If I wrote that we use a hearse as a van, some on this forum wouldn't take me seriously. I have this deep down compulsion to be taken seriously as I am a serious person.
As in....
'Jump out hearse, open the back, put belt on, grab a pole if needed, wet the mop and you are off'.
Ok.
One of our work vehicles is a hearse.
What better vehicle for carrying loads of equipment? Other than an ex Army Chieftan tank (but heavy on fuel with 2 times 4.2 litre engines and weighing 65 tons) or an ex fire engine?
Anyway, I will be doing my time and motions studies.
