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Steven Shoreditch

What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
« on: October 15, 2010, 12:34:29 pm »
As per the tile really.

I had a corker this morning that I might well repeat in full if enough interest.
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KLEENAWAY

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Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2010, 01:31:53 pm »
Im interested mate  ;D ! I dont give any custies my number apart from 1 so iv never had any....got plenty off the missus though  ;)

Danny
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CLEANCARE WC

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Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2010, 01:38:47 pm »
post! post! post!  ;D
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HCS

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Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2010, 02:29:01 pm »
Was it..............

"If you don't clean my windows properly I will spray your cat pink!"

 ;D
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clearlyclean

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Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2010, 03:02:52 pm »
reveal and her number
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chopsie

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Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2010, 03:11:50 pm »
Can you leave it this time  :o
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chopsie

tom2009

Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2010, 04:03:39 pm »
Go on SSWC tell us.
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A & J Owen Window Cleaning

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Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2010, 04:24:33 pm »
go on mate we are all waiting i had one few mths ago saying you are way to high maintainance mate . so i replied" wat"
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clearlyclean

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Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2010, 04:34:28 pm »
i had a text on easter sunday about 12 pm It went like this "can you come and clean the windows thurday morning I will pay you £24 inside and out as you quoted me £12 for outside only"
I checked my records cleaned this house about 5 times before and last time charged £65
Said there must be a mistake as my records say the price is £65
reply was you will clean my windows for £24
I sent a text saying GET STUFFED find another window cleaner
Couple of months latter got a phone call begging for me to clean the windows for my price,Just laugh and said i was too busy!!!
Telling me I have to clean their windows on their terms. ::)
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A & J Owen Window Cleaning

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Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2010, 04:38:15 pm »
they dont get it we are in control of them dont this click with a few of em
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tom2009

Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2010, 04:39:03 pm »
Quote from: clearlyclaen on October 15, 2010, 04:34:28 pm
i had a text on easter sunday about 12 pm It went like this "can you come and clean the windows thurday morning I will pay you £24 inside and out as you quoted me £12 for outside only"
I checked my records cleaned this house about 5 times before and last time charged £65
Said there must be a mistake as my records say the price is £65
reply was you will clean my windows for £24
I sent a text saying GET STUFFED find another window cleaner
Couple of months latter got a phone call begging for me to clean the windows for my price,Just laugh and said i was too busy!!!
Telling me I have to clean their windows on their terms. ::)
I think some cunstomers are not 'all there', all of them have their moments.
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clearlyclean

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Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2010, 04:47:06 pm »
weeds in the lawn,when weeds come along you have to pull them out quick or theyll ruin your round and youll be round there cleaning carpets making the beds cooking their dinner washing their cars,Who in their right mind would arrange for their windows to be cleaned at midnight on a easter sunday. Must of mistaken me for 999 emergency window cleaner 24 hr call out.
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Ian101

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Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2010, 05:01:35 pm »
Can I pay you double next month  :D
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tom2009

Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2010, 07:08:53 pm »
still waiting  ::)  go on, spit it out man.
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david watts

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Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
« Reply #14 on: October 15, 2010, 07:14:45 pm »
you missed her bathroom window out again didnt you?
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kate1

Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
« Reply #15 on: October 15, 2010, 07:22:37 pm »
Im waiting too pink cat
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mark mann

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Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
« Reply #16 on: October 15, 2010, 08:10:42 pm »
Quote from: SSWC on October 15, 2010, 12:34:29 pm
As per the tile really.

I had a corker this morning that I might well repeat in full if enough interest.
come on  sswc - we are all waiting to hear about the text but theres been some funny thread responses..lol

was it 'can i see the full length of your pole...'
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Llaaww

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Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
« Reply #17 on: October 15, 2010, 08:16:04 pm »
the one and only text I have ever had from a customer is......


Come and clean my windows you lovely man  :D :D


She still gets vip service for that one. She is soo hot !!!!!!
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martinsadie

Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
« Reply #18 on: October 15, 2010, 09:35:04 pm »
never ever been texted by a customer  :o
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lee09

Re: What's the most blunt, offensive text you've had off a customer?
« Reply #19 on: October 15, 2010, 09:38:36 pm »
Mine was, here's the opening line now just stroke my ego.
Hadn't got a clue what it was all about.
Lee
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