Whats your idea of a perfect round?

« **on:** August 04, 2005, 10:21:26 am »

Just wondered what members of this site would consider to be their best scenario, round wise i mean, for example, how about a round of bungalows only, great from the safety aspect! any other ideas?

« **Reply #1 on:** August 04, 2005, 11:01:18 am »

Perfect round?

List of about 800 clients, don't want their windows cleaned anymore, but like me so much, continue to send me the money for the rest of my life.
Well ya gotta start somewhere!
Pj

« **Reply #2 on:** August 04, 2005, 11:40:00 am »

i have a good round built up by some1 else over the space of 12 years (he then retired so i brought it off him)

park car, do days work never moving the car once, this is ideal as time spent in the car is money lost, i now have street where i do allmost every house, its great and works well

i must admit i am happy with my round

add to it a little comercail that i can do B4 i start my domestic and im happy

i could do with 2 more pubs to be honest then i wouldnt have anything else to aim for

« **Reply #3 on:** August 04, 2005, 11:17:21 pm »

All customers paying regularly by standing order, all lumped together in one area, all between one and two miles from my house. No locked gates. All very pleasant, courteous people, preferably attractive ladies!

(Who say things like:-)

"It's lovely to see you, the sun's gonna come out now!"
"Would you like a drink - sorry I've only got choccy biscuits for you today."
"Can you do our offices please they're half a mile away, need doing weekly and are about one hours work for £100."
"Oooh! aren't you strong and young looking!"

(OK, I can live without the last one!)

« **Reply #4 on:** August 04, 2005, 11:51:43 pm »

MY ideal round would be to for BRETT to buy one round of drinks ,after giving him[free] a days lesson on wfp,he phones mrs to pick him up sorry mate no can do pub HER WHO MUST BE OBEYED AT ALL COSTS SAYS IVE GOT GET IN THE CAR

wimp
gaza

« **Reply #5 on:** August 04, 2005, 11:59:04 pm »

Houses that don't have patio's cluttered with

bicycles,
tricycles,
motorcycles,
paddling pools,
old washing machines,
cookers, car engines, footballs,
kids, large plant pots full of triffids, washing lines.

Have I forgotten anything?

Baldeagle in Staffordshire

« **Reply #6 on:** August 05, 2005, 12:07:12 am »

Yes, dog poo.

« **Reply #7 on:** August 05, 2005, 12:08:59 am »

cant keep up with you tonight gaza

we'll have to have this drinking competition one day i'll bring the dilute orange you bring the pure water

my ideal round is to have bungalows, shops, no collecting

regards

brett.

« **Reply #8 on:** August 05, 2005, 12:11:51 am »

Ideal round Hmmmmmmm....someone doing it for me and saying Here Paul you are such a good bloke take the money im doing it for free......

« **Reply #9 on:** August 05, 2005, 06:51:30 am »

600 houses in a square mile or two, with every window sheeting beautifully at £10 per house and with every customer loving WFP.

« **Reply #10 on:** August 05, 2005, 07:42:00 pm »

My ideal round would be 300 bungalows all close together with no locked gate, Customer don't mind if its raining as they are glad to have you.
All leave there money out hidden somewhere so there is no collecting.

Paul

If only

« **Reply #11 on:** August 05, 2005, 07:46:36 pm »

And all your customers are gorgous females...

« **Reply #12 on:** August 05, 2005, 08:32:10 pm »

Hugh Hefner's Playboy mansion would be a good account

« **Reply #13 on:** August 06, 2005, 12:05:20 am »

Sorry squeky thats mine.....I'll do it for free if I have to so don't think you can undercut me...

« **Reply #14 on:** August 06, 2005, 01:17:02 am »

GETTING THERE asked now 11 peeeps 10 new customers at higher price than I would have the cheek to ask before.
4/50 squid for two bay windows and two small windows, which is very high priced here in nottm,but this work is in Derbyshire.

RAY:IF YOUR READING THIS POST THERE IS LOADS OF WORK IN YOUR TOWN GO GET IT MAN. L/E IS SHORT OF W/C RAY

GAZA

« **Reply #15 on:** August 07, 2005, 10:47:21 am »

Hi Gaza.

I know of a least ten W/Cs in my little town!

But your right there's not many good un's like wot we are!

Going out next week leaflet dropping going to HIT another part of town.

But as you know at my age i do'nt need a £1,000 a week.

BUT WOULD'NT IT BE NICE!!!!!!!!!!

Regards Ray.

« **Reply #16 on:** August 24, 2005, 11:16:09 pm »

stay in bed all day
get up to open cheques
get wife to do work
loads of tips
£5,000

if only

« **Reply #17 on:** August 24, 2005, 11:48:48 pm »

Quote from: david@St- Ives on August 24, 2005, 11:16:09 pm

stay in bed all day
get up to open cheques
get wife to do work
loads of tips
£5,000

if only

How did we guess it would involve not working? :

« **Reply #18 on:** August 25, 2005, 06:18:58 pm »

i think it may be that i smoke cough cough cough it makes you lazy you know.
yaaawwwwwnnnn .think its time for bed

« **Reply #19 on:** August 25, 2005, 06:56:47 pm »

just give me a load of bungalows all with owners who work at home.....

ooohhh and priced so i can do 60 quid a hour standing on my head

i have to agree about the back gardens being filled with crap though, i do few like that and it still shocks me that they expect me to get to all the blasted windows, its like running the crypton factor doing those jobs

« **Reply #20 on:** August 25, 2005, 08:43:14 pm »

Quote from: Rick on August 25, 2005, 06:56:47 pm

just give me a load of bungalows all with owners who work at home.....

Or preferably who always turn up as you're doing the last window (in time to pay you) not realising you've done the whole place in ten minutes flat.