[C o z y]

Got a customer moving there this week.

[stuart mc]

poor sod

[*Hector*]

covered it all on foot at one time or another.....

HTH
 

[Michael Peterson]

no but i like bacon

[C o z y]

Behave!!  Any takers please?

[*Hector*]

Any takers please?

So.... the truth is now out... 

Cozy is the giver and is looking for a taker....

 

[C o z y]

Pi$$ off back to the carpet muncher section of CIU Hectoid!! 

Seen pics of the house, looks like a good 20 to 25 quid job.

[koopmaster]

HA, only reason I clicked on this one is because on the estate I clean Brecon close is part of this estate.

[Archer]

International window cleaner , doing really well.  

20-25 I'm available for such a massive job,

[C o z y]

  What are you on about you bulletheaded Morris dancing mong? I'm looking for an ex custy of mine for a window cleaner for Brecon area. I would rather stick pins in my own eyes before offering any work to you, you Phil Mitchel lookalike.  



Got ya holidays booked to go to the CL matches next season yet?  Don't forget the head wax to polish that huge melon of a head of yours  
 One more point Phil Mitchel. If you like to get abusive and have a pop at members on here, learn to take the banter, and please stop phoning us up when you come home from ya model train club booze ups. It's getting boring now. 

[AuRavelling79]

What are you on about you bulletheaded Morris dancing mong? I'm looking for an ex custy of mine for a window cleaner for Brecon area. I would rather stick pins in my own eyes before offering any work to you, you Phil Mitchel lookalike.  



Got ya holidays booked to go to the CL matches next season yet?  Don't forget the head wax to polish that huge melon of a head of yours  
 One more point Phil Mitchel. If you like to get abusive and have a pop at members on here, learn to take the banter, and please stop phoning us up when you come home from ya model train club booze ups. It's getting boring now.  

I don't care about you taking the rip out of us baldies and I wish you'd leave those morris dancing types alone but now you're being really mean! I love model trains and I'm really upset now. I'm gonna report you to Tosh.

That reminds me, have I told you about my model of the railway bridge over the River Kwai I'm building out of matchsticks?

There's a little model of Tosh's grandpappy with his Arisaki type 38 rifle ready to fire at Alec Guinness. And then there's Tosh's other grandpappy (the geordie one) underneath the bridge putting charges in place.

Then it gets a bit surreal cuz Burt Reynolds is going underneath in a canoe with a bow and arrow (aka the baldheaded, toupe wearing archer) ready to avenge Ned Beatty.

 


 

[C o z y]

Thanks Malc, but o you know anyone that covers Brecon? 

[AuRavelling79]

Thanks Malc, but o you know anyone that covers Brecon? 

'fraid not.

[Archer]

I can cover it for such a massive amount, especially helping out a fellow Mong, although I haven't got 6 fingers.

That's the result of inbreeding, feel sorry for you cozy,

Sister your mum and all that, not my cup of tea to be honest

[AuRavelling79]

I can cover it for such a massive amount, especially helping out a fellow Mong, although I haven't got 6 fingers.

That's the result of inbreeding, feel sorry for you cozy,

Sister your mum and all that, not my cup of tea to be honest

Sorry? You haven't got six fingers? Why would you tell the forum that? How many fingers have you got?

 

[ben M]

seriously cozy i love your posts, you are so funny! 

[G Griffin]

Well, on the one hand.......
.........but it sounds like a case of six of one and half a dozen of the other.

[ben M]

I can cover it for such a massive amount, especially helping out a fellow Mong, although I haven't got 6 fingers.

That's the result of inbreeding, feel sorry for you cozy,

Sister your mum and all that, not my cup of tea to be honest

Sorry? You haven't got six fingers? Why would you tell the forum that? How many fingers have you got?

 

maybe not 6 fingers but a good forehead anyway 

[*Hector*]

[C o z y]

I'd love to point out your other physical and mental challenges Archer, but I've got to go to work now, and won't be back til tomorrow.  

Hope that nasty little rash clears up soon, and don't forget to let all the men know that you've had contact with in the last few weeks at "Morris dancing" classes.  

In the meantime, if anyone covers Brecon, please let me know in the next week or so. Thanks lads.  

Hectoid:  

Ben M:  Very observant.