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Thecleanerservice

suggestions for a happier day
« on: August 17, 2005, 09:10:04 am »
1) Before climbing the ladder, scream "I hate this every time, I wish I had a head for heights"
2) Tell at least one customer, " I'm very sorry, but due to increased fuel prices I'm going to have to charge you less this time"
3)Knock on customer's door first, and say "I'd love to stop and chat but I must get on"
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AuRavelling79

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Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2005, 09:21:45 am »
Suggestion for a happier day? -

Get to work early and get off of this forum at 9:21 am  - unlike me! Bye now!
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It's a game of three halves!

PabloNeruda

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Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #2 on: August 17, 2005, 09:55:18 am »
Stick "Oasis" on full blast on a Walkman.  8)
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Moderator David@stives

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Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #3 on: August 17, 2005, 03:12:50 pm »
Stay in bed and send the wife to work instead

dave
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Sir Squeaky

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Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #4 on: August 17, 2005, 04:23:47 pm »
Clean the windows of a Ferrari dealership and get given test drives. :P
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dustycorner

Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #5 on: August 17, 2005, 04:36:47 pm »
Clean the windows for Claudia schiffler, and get asked to do her insides

Cheers Mark.
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Sir Squeaky

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Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #6 on: August 17, 2005, 05:45:45 pm »
Quote from: Dusty SpringClean Ltd on August 17, 2005, 04:36:47 pm
Clean the windows for Claudia schiffler, and get asked to do her insides
;D :P
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mark dew

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Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #7 on: August 17, 2005, 09:55:02 pm »
pricing the work right in the 1st place
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windows_chepstow

Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #8 on: August 17, 2005, 10:03:18 pm »
Quote from: markdew on August 17, 2005, 09:55:02 pm
pricing the work right in the 1st place

Or, even better, overpricing and finding the customer is over the moon with your job and your price!
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Thecleanerservice

Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #9 on: August 17, 2005, 10:22:13 pm »
Quote from: Tosh on August 17, 2005, 10:03:18 pm
Quote from: markdew on August 17, 2005, 09:55:02 pm
pricing the work right in the 1st place

Or, even better, overpricing and finding the customer is over the moon with your job and your price!

Something tells me you had a jolly good day old boy, Tosh.

Pj
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brett walker

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Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #10 on: August 17, 2005, 10:56:48 pm »
Quote from: david@stives on August 17, 2005, 03:12:50 pm
Stay in bed and send the wife to work instead

dave
  ;) best one yet ! :D
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Sir Squeaky

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Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #11 on: August 17, 2005, 11:43:36 pm »
Quote from: Graham G on August 17, 2005, 10:25:21 pm
*****NEWSFLASH*****

The best way to start the day is to find out the wife is leaving you (for whatever reason, any'll do).


Joy of joys when you realise that the old hag will not persue you around the  house for the smallest of reasons.


Then you can get on and make some real money, and spend it on the sprog.

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY!    ;D  ;D    ;D   ;D   ;D   ;D
Read my mind Graham!
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windows_chepstow

Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #12 on: August 18, 2005, 03:17:18 pm »
CS Gas spray for bad customers!
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Thecleanerservice

Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2005, 05:32:55 pm »
Quote from: Tosh on August 18, 2005, 03:17:18 pm
CS Gas spray for bad customers!

Mmmm, bad day today tosh, methinks :P
Pj
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dustycorner

Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2005, 08:23:46 pm »
A taser gun for bad customers
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Moderator David@stives

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Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #15 on: August 18, 2005, 08:27:57 pm »
Quote from: david@stives on August 17, 2005, 03:12:50 pm
Stay in bed and send the wife to work instead

dave

let the wife back in bed after she has had an hard day !!!

Dave
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windows_chepstow

Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #16 on: August 18, 2005, 08:40:20 pm »
Quote from: Thecleanerservice on August 18, 2005, 05:32:55 pm
Quote from: Tosh on August 18, 2005, 03:17:18 pm
CS Gas spray for bad customers!

Mmmm, bad day today tosh, methinks :P
Pj

Cheers, PJ,

You're right.

I've lost my Rojack Ladder Stopper, argued with a 'customer' and a button has fallen off my mobile phone!

Your post made me smile though.
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Sir Squeaky

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Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #17 on: August 18, 2005, 08:58:38 pm »
Quote from: Graham G on August 18, 2005, 08:52:46 pm
You think its bad now? Wait until I get plastered later on and start typing stuff I shouldn't/
 ;D
I'll look forward to that. :D
Thursday nights too then Graham? Same here.
Well I suppose fridays don't really matter.

Don't those people on the bwca thread know that Clearasil is best for ridding yourself of spots?
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Moderator David@stives

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Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2005, 09:10:37 pm »
clearasil  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
ive just picked myself off the floor with laughter.
the best laugh ive had for ages.
nice one , you crack me up

 :) :) clearasil ;D ;D ;D :) :) :) :)ah ah ah

dave
i like it
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Thecleanerservice

Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2005, 09:45:27 pm »
Quote from: Graham G on August 18, 2005, 08:52:46 pm
You think its bad now? Wait until I get plastered later on and start typing stuff I shouldn't/

 ;D

If you get Typered and start plastering stuff I'm going to have to go into Denial
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Sir Squeaky

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Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2005, 11:11:33 pm »
Pj, you're surely going to take Graham's title as "King of the daft post" soon! ;D
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Sir Squeaky

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Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #21 on: August 18, 2005, 11:12:54 pm »
See? You've made him go quiet.
He's sulking now. :'(
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Thecleanerservice

Re: suggestions for a happier day
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2005, 12:05:11 am »
Whack a Cat every Day
Shoot if they get in your way
If they poop on your lawn
Get that water jet going
If they eat your birds
drop em dead where they're going
whack a cat every day
It's the only way

Pj
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