[AshWhite]

My friend works for Dyno-Rod. He says their business is going down the drain.

[Shaun_Ashmore]

Dave Cameron says he's busy......dining nothing!

Shaun

[Simon Gerrard]

Ed Milliband the next Prime Minister

[wynne jones]

Ed Milliband the next Prime Minister

Someone told him the public think politicians lie every time they open their mouths. That's why he speaks through his nose.

[derek west]

my mates a percussionist and he's been doing everything possible to drum up some business

[Deep Cleaning Solutions]

I lost my first job as a Psychic. I just did not see it coming.
Then i changed career completely and started work in a Viagra factory, but found it too hard.
I then got a job across the road at the vibrator factory, i found it a great buzz but a right pain in the arse!
Then i worked as a lumberjack, but I just couldn’t hack it, so got the the axe.
I went from job to job before working in an orange juice factory, but i couldn’t concentrate, so left.
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it,
so studied to become a doctor, but I didn’t have any patients.
After all these failures i decided to emigrate and applied for a job in Australia,
but it seems I don’t have the right koalifications.
Then finally i found my vocation and set up as a carpet cleaner, i love getting old smelly rugs wet and now i'm cleaning up!!!!!
 

[Paul Moss]

 

[hotsteam]

Very good, is your name Tim Vine   

[The Great One]

Just wait until after next january, thing might go dead with the influx 

[Craigp]

Don't laugh Simon, thats the most likely out come 

[Craigp]

Oh he's giving a speech later today to tell us how they got it wrong on immigration but at the same time won't tell us what it is they got wrong and are not going to do anything different in the future. It's just lip service to help his position for the next election. Surely the public see through this..

[Derek_Walker]

I started work as toilet attendant, but everyone kept taking the p1ss 

[Simon Gerrard]

Don't laugh Simon, thats the most likely out come  

No chance.
There is no way on gods merry earth that the people of this country are going to put the fate of the nation in the hands of Ed Milliband and Ed Balls. If David Milliband were leader that might be different and that is the most likely outcome.

[Craigp]

I agree Simon, I don't want him in but they are top of the polls, cons are way down. Conservatives have not won a majority at a general election since 1992  and now they are unpopular again.

[Simon Gerrard]

The trouble is Labour's answer to the debt crisis is more debt, whereas David Cameron has the thankless task of sorting out the mess Labour left us with. Plus, all Labour are doing is heckling from the side lines and never tell us what they would do and all that does is breed doubt and insecurity which just feeds a lack lustre economy which I think is deeply decisive when actually we all need to get our heads down and sort this mess out once and for all.

Simon

[jim mca]

The real problem is immigration and no party is willing to stop it the more people who come here and claim benefits the bigger strain on the system that cant afford it yes some people come and enhance this country but most don't they clog low paid jobs stopping young British people from getting a start.

Jim

[Hilton]

The real problem is immigration and no party is willing to stop it the more people who come here and claim benefits the bigger strain on the system that cant afford it yes some people come and enhance this country but most don't they clog low paid jobs stopping young British people from getting a start.

Jim

No Jim, the real problem is being part of the EU, everything else stems from that.

But dont get me started 

[wynne jones]

The best way to get away from all these bloody immigrants is to emigrate to Australia. 

[Craigp]

Agreed Hilton, we need to get out!

[Simon Gerrard]

The real problem is immigration and no party is willing to stop it the more people who come here and claim benefits the bigger strain on the system that cant afford it yes some people come and enhance this country but most don't they clog low paid jobs stopping young British people from getting a start.

Jim

What we should be doing is making it so new migrants to this country have no entitlement to the NHS or Social Security until they have been a British taxpayer for two years and not simply been resident in the UK for that time and if we did that it would take away two of the main reasons for coming here in the first place.

Simon