[Clever Forum Name]

What started as a friendly chat turned out nasty on his behalf.

I thought a trad cleaner was interested in swapping over but NOPE.

Apparantly I am a Hollywood window cleaner.

I asked what's that?

"You water fed guys are all the same"

New van
Over weight
Sunglasses on
Professional system
£500 a day
Free Gardiner beanie hat (made me laugh)

He chipped in with suprised you ain't got a young lad who you pay £5 an hour too.

Tbh I had no comeback as I was speechless and he was getting quite angry.

So yeah. Welcome to Hollywood.

If P dale reads this its that estate in Biggleswade where you took half his round 

[Tom-01]

What started as a friendly chat turned out nasty on his behalf.

I thought a trad cleaner was interested in swapping over but NOPE.

Apparantly I am a Hollywood window cleaner.

I asked what's that?

"You water fed guys are all the same"

You should have just replied
New van - Not brand new
Over weight - Nope, fit as a fiddle actually
Sunglasses on - when its sunny of course
Professional system - for a professional business
£500 a day - Nope, more (that would wind him up
Free Gardiner beanie hat (made me laugh) - Keeps my head warm

He chipped in with suprised you ain't got a young lad who you pay £5 an hour too.

Tbh I had no comeback as I was speechless and he was getting quite angry.

So yeah. Welcome to Hollywood.

If P dale reads this its that estate in Biggleswade where you took half his round 

He's just jealous mate.

[Clever Forum Name]

Suppose i am the idiot for trying to help.

Just met him next door to another customer on a different estate.

He never took his eyes off me haha.

[LT carpet cleaning]

So he fell for the £500 a day bs too then?

[Joey Eastwood]

sorry i was grouchy this morning, i didnt mean it. well apart from the sunglasses bit

[cgh window cleaning]

What started as a friendly chat turned out nasty on his behalf.

I thought a trad cleaner was interested in swapping over but NOPE.

Apparantly I am a Hollywood window cleaner.

I asked what's that?

"You water fed guys are all the same

New van
Over weight
Sunglasses on
Professional system
£500 a day
Free Gardiner beanie hat (made me laugh)

He chipped in with suprised you ain't got a young lad who you pay £5 an hour too.

Tbh I had no comeback as I was speechless and he was getting quite angry.

So yeah. Welcome to Hollywood.

If P dale reads this its that estate in Biggleswade where you took half his round 

Mate of mine has a lot of work on the Saxon estate in Biggleswade.
It's not him as he as a van and system

[Clever Forum Name]

He was on Kings Reach then followed me onto Saxon estate. He didn't follow me, just we were working in that order if it makes sense.

He's got an Astra car bluey/purple like a P reg or R reg.

Whos ya mate? I have only seen two WFP guys in biggleswade actually clean. Ecopure (Olivers brother,grippa max) and highreach or highwash something.

I know of others, but never seen their vans lol.

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This guy is crap at trad and when P dale knocked for me 90% of new work is from this same guy 

[SeanK]

He sounds like someone who has spent a bit of time on here, how would he know about Gardiners free beanie hats
or the £500 a day claims that you only ever hear about on here.
Are you sure it not somebody you have rubbed up the wrong way on here.

[Clever Forum Name]

He sounds like someone who has spent a bit of time on here, how would he know about Gardiners free beanie hats
or the £500 a day claims that you only ever hear about on here.
Are you sure it not somebody you have rubbed up the wrong way on here.

I honestly don't know. He's got some WFP knowledge as he mentioned my van is Delivery only system. Was asking about the system, why do i use gardiner poles then he just literally flipped when i told him how much it was lol. It was like a bomb went off inside his head.

[Joey Eastwood]

He sounds like someone who has spent a bit of time on here, how would he know about Gardiners free beanie hats
or the £500 a day claims that you only ever hear about on here.
Are you sure it not somebody you have rubbed up the wrong way on here.

I honestly don't know. He's got some WFP knowledge as he mentioned my van is Delivery only system. Was asking about the system, why do i use gardiner poles then he just literally flipped when i told him how much it was lol. It was like a bomb went off inside his head.

90% of your work on that estate you do you took off him then bragged about your gear whilst cleaning the house next door to the one he was doing, a house with 90% chance he used to clean....

i see no reason for him to be anything other than completely nice to you

[Clever Forum Name]

He sounds like someone who has spent a bit of time on here, how would he know about Gardiners free beanie hats
or the £500 a day claims that you only ever hear about on here.
Are you sure it not somebody you have rubbed up the wrong way on here.

I honestly don't know. He's got some WFP knowledge as he mentioned my van is Delivery only system. Was asking about the system, why do i use gardiner poles then he just literally flipped when i told him how much it was lol. It was like a bomb went off inside his head.

90% of your work on that estate you do you took off him then bragged about your gear whilst cleaning the house next door to the one he was doing, a house with 90% chance he used to clean....

i see no reason for him to be anything other than completely nice to you

HAHA   Honestly i am the most helpful guy going. Today i have uploaded 5 pics on facebook just to help people out

I was cleaning two houses last year and they both had him and i think its the same he saw me lol. Looks like i have made a new friend tho lol

[Joey Eastwood]

the only thing you could probably do to him thats any worse is sleep with his wife / set fire to his p-reg astra lol. tbh some window cleaners deserve to loose all their work, where im from theres a minority that give us hard workers a bad name makes it ten times more difficult to get work.

[Clever Forum Name]

the only thing you could probably do to him thats any worse is sleep with his wife / set fire to his p-reg astra lol. tbh some window cleaners deserve to loose all their work, where im from theres a minority that give us hard workers a bad name makes it ten times more difficult to get work.

LMFAO!!!!!! Hoesntly he is shocking. I was actually going to offer him
Help to build a DIY system if he was serious about it. I don't think it's jealousy on his part. I got the feeling he was angry at me for not being like every other window cleaner lol.

[cgh window cleaning]

He was on Kings Reach then followed me onto Saxon estate. He didn't follow me, just we were working in that order if it makes sense.

He's got an Astra car bluey/purple like a P reg or R reg.

Whos ya mate? I have only seen two WFP guys in biggleswade actually clean. Ecopure (Olivers brother,grippa max) and highreach or highwash something.

I know of others, but never seen their vans lol.



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This guy is crap at trad and when P dale knocked for me 90% of new work is from this same guy 

My mates name is Ryan and his company is shine assured.
He drives a Nissan nv200,has a lot of work in Biggleswade and Potton his friendly and will allways say hello or stop for a chat.

[Clever Forum Name]

He was on Kings Reach then followed me onto Saxon estate. He didn't follow me, just we were working in that order if it makes sense.

He's got an Astra car bluey/purple like a P reg or R reg.

Whos ya mate? I have only seen two WFP guys in biggleswade actually clean. Ecopure (Olivers brother,grippa max) and highreach or highwash something.

I know of others, but never seen their vans lol.



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This guy is crap at trad and when P dale knocked for me 90% of new work is from this same guy  

My mates name is Ryan and his company is shine assured.
He drives a Nissan nv200,has a lot of work in Biggleswade and Potton his friendly and will allways say hello or stop for a chat.

Is it a black van ? No sign writting?  

[cgh window cleaning]

No it's white and has no sign writing with ladders on the roof.

[duncan h]

I think he flipped when you told him how much Gardiner poles are. because 1 pole is the price of his S**** Astra. He then realised he couldn't buy a pole and his weed. Why do they all drive astras 

[Clever Forum Name]

No it's white and has no sign writing with ladders on the roof.

Not seen him I only do a day in Biggleswade tbh.

[capn sparkle]

Might be Shane 'Mirror shine' - Dark blue P/R reg thought it was a Corsa tho??

I've been in Stotfold all day! Stones throw away 

[PoleKing]

Any southern lads clean 'Ingles' in WGC?

[capn sparkle]

Any southern lads clean 'Ingles' in WGC?

Not personally but I know a WFP guy who works in WGC if that helps

[PoleKing]

Any southern lads clean 'Ingles' in WGC?

Not personally but I know a WFP guy who works in WGC if that helps

A CIUer? Was looking for a price.

[LWC]

Didnt you tell him its £500 for half a day since using vision?

[capn sparkle]

Any southern lads clean 'Ingles' in WGC?

Not personally but I know a WFP guy who works in WGC if that helps

A CIUer? Was looking for a price.

You have email! Not sure if CIUer

[Clever Forum Name]

Might be Shane 'Mirror shine' - Dark blue P/R reg thought it was a Corsa tho??

I've been in Stotfold all day! Stones throw away 

Nah I know of Shane. I pass his number on some times as he's just starting out and he's trad and heard good things.

This is an older chap. Would say like 45 - 50.

I never got his name lol.

[Clever Forum Name]

Didnt you tell him its £500 for half a day since using vision?

Oh good one 

[PoleKing]

Might be Shane 'Mirror shine' - Dark blue P/R reg thought it was a Corsa tho??

I've been in Stotfold all day! Stones throw away 

Nah I know of Shane. I pass his number on some times as he's just starting out and he's trad and heard good things.

This is an older chap. Would say like 45 - 50.

I never got his name lol.

You'll upset all the old people who call themselves middle aged at 50

[Clever Forum Name]

Might be Shane 'Mirror shine' - Dark blue P/R reg thought it was a Corsa tho??

I've been in Stotfold all day! Stones throw away 

Nah I know of Shane. I pass his number on some times as he's just starting out and he's trad and heard good things.

This is an older chap. Would say like 45 - 50.

I never got his name lol.

You'll upset all the old people who call themselves middle aged at 50

Haha. I would say he's on a fb group and not on here. If he's on here then I hope he does post as I was nice as pie. He can explain why he tried todo a hulk. I swear if he had his bucket close by he would have launched it at me
 

[Fin Clearview]

He sounds like someone who has spent a bit of time on here, how would he know about Gardiners free beanie hats
or the £500 a day claims that you only ever hear about on here.
Are you sure it not somebody you have rubbed up the wrong way on here.

I honestly don't know. He's got some WFP knowledge as he mentioned my van is Delivery only system. Was asking about the system, why do i use gardiner poles then he just literally flipped when i told him how much it was lol. It was like a bomb went off inside his head.

'a bomb went off inside his head' absolutely pmsl would have liked to off seen that 

[tonyoliver]

 proof that the  Jews  don't run Holl Hollywood 

[Clever Forum Name]

He sounds like someone who has spent a bit of time on here, how would he know about Gardiners free beanie hats
or the £500 a day claims that you only ever hear about on here.
Are you sure it not somebody you have rubbed up the wrong way on here.

I honestly don't know. He's got some WFP knowledge as he mentioned my van is Delivery only system. Was asking about the system, why do i use gardiner poles then he just literally flipped when i told him how much it was lol. It was like a bomb went off inside his head.

'a bomb went off inside his head' absolutely pmsl would have liked to off seen that 

Seriously. It was like he got stung by a wasp in his ear or something. He just literally just flipped. It must be that Monday feeling.

[Matt.]

What's going on with people, honestly mate I have read some of your posts and you sound like a nice guy,
I don't know what to suggest, I think it's hilarious when other windies start shouting the large one, "hey..... this is my estate !!!  haha........ It's was mate until your customers started ringing me coz ur garbage haha

[Clever Forum Name]

What's going on with people, honestly mate I have read some of your posts and you sound like a nice guy,
I don't know what to suggest, I think it's hilarious when other windies start shouting the large one, "hey..... this is my estate !!!  haha........ It's was mate until your customers started ringing me coz ur garbage haha

Maybe I am being nieve thinking I could take his work and he would be ok with it lol. Surely he must get complaints all day and every day and get used to it haha.

I can be misunderstood online but in real life I will help anyone including the competition. I am very passionate about window cleaning as I worked in a call centre for nearly £7 a hour!!

[tonyoliver]

the modern way is not how it used to be when windies were an elite club you would help and give trade advice lend gear ect ......................................
now since the recession and every one and his dog got into our game its turned nasty other windies just glare at you just for being in the same area
 undercutters
 and just plain nutters
the games changed they get jealous of your work your van and your lifestyle not realising it takes 10 to 20 years        build up a proper  business  6 days a week 50 weeks a year even to employ.
 the world is full of sheep a few sheep dogs and very few shepherds
 he is a sheep and always will be