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Attack of the Squirels!

Posted by woodman (woodman), 19 November 2003
Lady called me the other day to come round a.s.a.p.
as 3 squirels had entered the property causing damage to carpets furniture and window sills.

I couldn't call straight away as I have been away on a course for three days.

They were woke a 4 in the morning by scratching noises thinking they were being burgled theycalled the police.
when investigated they found two squirels in one bedroom one of which was shot by pest control officer.The other was let out.

The lady then went to cupboard and another jumped out ( a secret squirel one could say  Grin) ran round the walls and out the open window.
Because they are in a panic they crap every where, the squirels that is, the mess they cause is amazing.

I've had many before were one animal got in but never three, What a performance. Cheesy
Posted by Derek (Derek Bolton), 19 November 2003
How on earth did they get in...through a cat flap?

Posted by mike_halliday (mike_halliday), 19 November 2003
This would make a brilliant film! its got everything you need for a blockbuster,

Horror: couple getting woken by strange noises in the night

Violence: poor squrriel getting gunned down by trigger-happy law enforcer

Homosexuallity; squrriel 'coming out of the closet'.

I'd certainly go to see it at the pictures Grin

Posted by MICHAEL_GAYTON (MICHAEL_GAYTON), 19 November 2003
Grin I was once called out one xmas morn,some fat guy
had broken in down the chimmy and left foot prints and he ate all the pies
Posted by Ken_Wainwright (Ken Wainwright), 19 November 2003
The gay squirrel made me chuckle Mike Grin Grin Grin
Safe and happy cleaningSmiley

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