Window Cleaning Issues - Canvassing, pole systems, pricing, problems, etc.
capital Radio window cleaning song!
Posted by Terry_Burrows (Terry_Burrows), 28 January 2004 well some of you noted I was on capital Radio last
friday talking to chris Tarrant! and yes I do have avery special the, window cleaners song that been requested here are the lyrics
let me dip you in me bucket and give you a squeeze!
would you let me climb ya ladder o your such a tease,
let me swing you in the cradle,I am beging ya please,
let me dip you in me bucket of love,
see you every day as you walk by,I wonder if you notice me way up in the sky,
all the fellas on the site they just whistle and call,
but you just shake ya head and say nothing at all,
I am a humble winda cleaner a man of jay cloth
I work five days I get me weekends off chorus
so let me dip you in me bucket and give you a squeeze
would you let me climb ya ladder o your such a tease
let me swing you in me cradle I am beging you please
let me dip you in me bucket of love,
I ll take you for a slap up steak chips and peas,
Ill wear me favourit cap and me best dungerees
I could take you to the pictures pick you up if you like
I ve only gotta put an extra seat on me bike,
I am a humble winda cleaner a man of jay cloth,
I work five days get me weekends off,
open to a record deal this would get number 1
I sing it and play guitar
Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 28 January 2004Will look out for you on pop Idol
Posted by Reuben_Reynolds (Reuben_Reynolds), 28 January 2004Well done Terry,
I am looking forward to your waterfed pole song, or will it be to rude.
Posted by Terry_Burrows (Terry_Burrows), 28 January 2004 well ruby mate who knows what the B side could be,
hope to see you at the show in april
Posted by stevekennedy (stevekennedy), 28 January 2004Some suggestions for song titles:
The clean, clean glass of home,
Ain't no window high enough,
The long and winding hose... (my favourite)
Anyone got any other suggestions?
Posted by WavieDavie (WavieDavie), 28 January 2004Gary Glitter (he who should not be mentioned) used to sing "I'm Vileda Of The Gang"
Or maybe that was Shammy Davis Jnr?
Posted by Terry_Burrows (Terry_Burrows), 28 January 2004 you have started it now
Britney spears oops I cleaned it again
ernie and he fastest squee gee in the west!
come on guys theres ton more
Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 28 January 2004What about
Bridge over troubled water fed pole
Message in a bucket on a belt
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by the Crash Test Dummies
Unger do do do
Shiney happy window cleaners
Posted by WavieDavie (WavieDavie), 28 January 2004Dire Straits - Sultans of Scrim
Go West - Don't Look Down
Alice Cooper - No More Mr Nice Guy (you owe me three cleans and I know you're in!)
Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter (the van's at the end of the road and the rain's coming on!)
Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 28 January 2004Bob the window cleaner, can he clean it, yes he can
Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 29 January 2004Puff the magic window cleaner
Posted by Terry_Burrows (Terry_Burrows), 29 January 2004 robert palmer
you might as well face it your addicted to gloves!
Posted by T_W_CONTRACTS (T_W_CONTRACTS), 29 January 2004steamy windows tina turner
Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 29 January 2004Supercallafradgalisticexpertwindowcleaner
or something like that
Posted by seanc (seanc), 29 January 2004there was a house in new orleans it needs the windows cleand
any way whats the tune to this number 1 hit
Posted by WavieDavie (WavieDavie), 29 January 2004Window cleaning movies?
Full Metal Bucket
Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 29 January 2004Lord of the rungs
Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 29 January 2004window cleaner of oz
Actor - Shammy davis jnr
Posted by Terry_Burrows (Terry_Burrows), 29 January 2004 Beatles
love love me tools
baby you can drive my van
smokey and the vannette
Posted by karlosdaze (karlosdaze), 29 January 2004on 01/29/04 at 17:17:23, Majestic wrote:
Lord of the rungs
Shouldn't that be "Lord of the rungs-The return of the Scrim?"
Posted by karlosdaze (karlosdaze), 29 January 2004"Independence spray"
"Starbrite wars-The silicon menace"
"The chamois King" (Elton Burrows)
"GG3-The extra terrestial"
"The sponge reloaded"
"Forrest water fed pump"
"Joy Story"(For Americans)
"Dances with tools"
"The silence of the shams"
Grease, Rain-man, Home Alone, Spiderman, Waterworld, Lethal weapon, The perfect storm-all disqualified for stating the obvious.
Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 29 January 2004What about
Fleetwood mac Tell me lies
Posted by g_griffin (g_griffin), 29 January 2004Dom- "The Sound of Silence".
Posted by T_W_CONTRACTS (T_W_CONTRACTS), 29 January 2004PRETTY BUBBLES
IM FOREVER CLEANING WINDOWS DIRTY WINDOWS IN
THE SKY I CLIMB SO HIGH I SHIT MY PANTS AND WHEN
I FALL I SQUASH THE ANTS PUNTERS ALWAYS MOANING
WORKMATES MOANING TOO IM FOREVER CLEANING WINDOWS DIRTY WINDOWS JUST FOR YOU..
Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 29 January 2004Silence is golden
Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 29 January 2004Theres a hole in my bucket
Posted by pw (paul w), 29 January 2004jack nicklescrim the shineing i will allways scrub you.. it b whos scrim
Posted by Terry_Burrows (Terry_Burrows), 30 January 2004
VERY GOOD GUYS! I am IM PRESSED!
Posted by pure_genius (pure_genius), 30 January 2004Who are you
by The Who
Posted by seanc (seanc), 30 January 2004this glass was made for washing and thats just what ill do,
one these days im gona clean al over town do do do
[center][/center]yes i know its bad but its my last attenpt lol
Posted by karlosdaze (karlosdaze), 30 January 2004I found a contender!!!
Posted by g_griffin (g_griffin), 30 January 2004See ya later Applicator.
Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 30 January 2004 Welcome to the pleasure Dom
Posted by pure_genius (pure_genius), 31 January 2004Hey Terry you got competition from the punk metal singing window cleaner,
By day Hendrix Dead Boy cleans the windows of Nottingham's public houses. By night he fronts the punk-metal band Sic Boy Federation.
maybe you could get them to play at the fed bash in april
Posted by WavieDavie (WavieDavie), 31 January 2004Right then, are you sitting comfortably . . .
This is Turbo in competition
And this is him after putting his finger in the cigarette lighter on the dash
Sorry Terry - couldn't resist
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