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capital Radio window cleaning song!

Posted by Terry_Burrows (Terry_Burrows), 28 January 2004

well some of you noted I was on capital Radio last
friday talking to chris Tarrant! Wink

and yes I do have avery special the, Shocked

window cleaners song that been requested here are the lyrics Tongue

let me dip you in me bucket and give you a squeeze! Cheesy

would you let me climb ya ladder o your such a tease, Shocked

let me swing you in the cradle,I am beging ya please, Tongue

let me dip you in me bucket of love, Roll Eyes

verse,

1

see you every day as you walk by,I wonder if you notice me way up in the sky, Huh

all the fellas on the site they just whistle and call, Kiss

but you just shake ya head and say nothing at all, Cry

I am a humble winda cleaner a man of jay cloth Wink

I work five days I get me weekends off Shocked

chorus

so let me dip you in me bucket and give you a squeeze Shocked

would you let me climb ya ladder o your such a tease Roll Eyes

let me swing you in me cradle I am beging you please Cry

let me dip you in me bucket of love, Grin

verse 2

I ll take you for a slap up steak chips and peas, Wink

Ill wear me favourit cap and me best dungerees Cheesy

I could take you to the pictures pick you up if you like Huh

I ve only gotta put an extra seat on me bike, Cheesy

I am a humble winda cleaner a man of jay cloth, Wink

I work five days get me weekends off, Grin

repeat chorus

open to a record deal this would get number 1 Cheesy

I sing it and Wink

play guitar

Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 28 January 2004

Will look out for you on pop Idol Cool

Posted by Reuben_Reynolds (Reuben_Reynolds), 28 January 2004

Well done Terry,

I am looking forward to your waterfed pole song, or will it be to rude. Grin

Regards

Reuben

Posted by Terry_Burrows (Terry_Burrows), 28 January 2004

well ruby mate Wink

who knows what the B side could be,
hope to see you at the show Wink

in april

Posted by stevekennedy (stevekennedy), 28 January 2004

Some suggestions for song titles:

The clean, clean glass of home,

Ain't no window high enough,

The long and winding hose... (my favourite)

Grin

Anyone got any other suggestions?

Posted by WavieDavie (WavieDavie), 28 January 2004

Gary Glitter (he who should not be mentioned) used to sing "I'm Vileda Of The Gang"

Or maybe that was Shammy Davis Jnr?

Posted by Terry_Burrows (Terry_Burrows), 28 January 2004

you have started it now Grin

Britney spears oops I cleaned it again Wink

ernie and he fastest squee gee in the west! Cheesy

come on guys theres ton more Cheesy

Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 28 January 2004

What about
Bridge over troubled water fed pole
Message in a bucket on a belt
Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm by the Crash Test Dummies
Unger do do do
Shiney happy window cleaners Cool

Posted by WavieDavie (WavieDavie), 28 January 2004

Dire Straits - Sultans of Scrim
Go West - Don't Look Down
Alice Cooper - No More Mr Nice Guy (you owe me three cleans and I know you're in!)
Rolling Stones - Gimme Shelter (the van's at the end of the road and the rain's coming on!)

Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 28 January 2004

Bob the window cleaner, can he clean it, yes he can

Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 29 January 2004

Puff the magic window cleaner

Posted by Terry_Burrows (Terry_Burrows), 29 January 2004

robert palmer Wink

you might as well face it your addicted to gloves! Grin

Posted by T_W_CONTRACTS (T_W_CONTRACTS), 29 January 2004

steamy windows tina turner Wink

Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 29 January 2004

Supercallafradgalisticexpertwindowcleaner
or something like that

Posted by seanc (seanc), 29 January 2004

there was a house in new orleans it needs the windows cleand
any way whats the tune to this number 1 hit
Grin

Posted by WavieDavie (WavieDavie), 29 January 2004

Window cleaning movies?

Full Metal Bucket

Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 29 January 2004

Lord of the rungs

Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 29 January 2004

window cleaner of oz
Actor - Shammy davis jnr

Posted by Terry_Burrows (Terry_Burrows), 29 January 2004

Beatles

love love me tools Shocked

baby you can drive my van Cheesy

movies

top rung!
smokey and the vannette Wink

Posted by karlosdaze (karlosdaze), 29 January 2004

on 01/29/04 at 17:17:23, Majestic wrote:

Lord of the rungs

Shouldn't that be "Lord of the rungs-The return of the Scrim?"

Posted by karlosdaze (karlosdaze), 29 January 2004

"Independence spray"
"Starbrite wars-The silicon menace"
"Spiderman"
"The chamois King" (Elton Burrows)
"GG3-The extra terrestial"
"The sponge reloaded"
"Forrest water fed pump"
"Squeegee Impossible"
"Joy Story"(For Americans)
"The Squeegee-ator"
"Dances with tools"
"The silence of the shams"

Grease, Rain-man, Home Alone, Spiderman, Waterworld, Lethal weapon, The perfect storm-all disqualified for stating the obvious.

Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 29 January 2004

What about
Fleetwood mac Tell me lies Lips Sealed

Posted by g_griffin (g_griffin), 29 January 2004

Dom- "The Sound of Silence".

Posted by T_W_CONTRACTS (T_W_CONTRACTS), 29 January 2004

PRETTY BUBBLES

IM FOREVER CLEANING WINDOWS DIRTY WINDOWS IN
THE SKY I CLIMB SO HIGH I SHIT MY PANTS AND WHEN
I FALL I SQUASH THE ANTS PUNTERS ALWAYS MOANING
WORKMATES MOANING TOO IM FOREVER CLEANING WINDOWS DIRTY WINDOWS JUST FOR YOU..

DUN..DUN Wink

Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 29 January 2004

Silence is golden

Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 29 January 2004

Theres a hole in my bucket

Posted by pw (paul w), 29 January 2004

jack nicklescrim the shineing Tongue

i will allways scrub you.. it b whos scrim

Posted by Terry_Burrows (Terry_Burrows), 30 January 2004

VERY GOOD GUYS! Wink

I am IM PRESSED!

Posted by pure_genius (pure_genius), 30 January 2004

Who are you Huh

by The Who

Kevin

Posted by seanc (seanc), 30 January 2004

this glass was made for washing and thats just what ill do,
one these days im gona clean al over town do do do
[center][/center]yes i know its bad but its my last attenpt lol

Posted by karlosdaze (karlosdaze), 30 January 2004

I found a contender!!! Shocked

http://www.propertysnaps.co.uk/gerryanderson/poems/poem4.htm

Posted by g_griffin (g_griffin), 30 January 2004

See ya later Applicator.

Gerry.

Posted by Majestic (Majestic), 30 January 2004

Welcome to the pleasure Dom

Posted by pure_genius (pure_genius), 31 January 2004

Hey Terry you got competition from the punk metal singing window cleaner,

By day Hendrix Dead Boy cleans the windows of Nottingham's public houses. By night he fronts the punk-metal band Sic Boy Federation.

maybe you could get them to play at the fed bash in april

www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/features/2003/ 09/notts_faces_hendrix_dead_boy.shtml

Posted by WavieDavie (WavieDavie), 31 January 2004

Right then, are you sitting comfortably . . .

This is Turbo in competition
http://www.fastestwindowcleaner.co.uk/T%20Burrows.jpg

And this is him after putting his finger in the cigarette lighter on the dash
http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/features/2003/09/notts_faces_hendrix_dead_boy.shtml

Sorry Terry - couldn't resist Wink

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